I'm Patrick! AND I'VE GONE TO FACEBOOK SO THERE.
At present I'm a filmmaking MA student at the London Film School. This means that in a few years I might be a successful film director or a mediocre clapper-loader, one or the other.
I'm currently trying to figure out ways of making my photo on my profile bigger/getting more of myfriends on myspace - even though this whole thing is a bit shite and pointless because the main reason people go on it is so they can stare at their own profiles and imagine what other people must think when they look at their carefully worded 'about me' section and their painstakingly selected photos. Probably.
Umm, nothing more to add right now, so look at my pretty pictures and then just go away. Leave. And by the way, I don't feel the pictures I have of me in my little Patrick Graham shrine on my profile really look anything like me. I'm just not very photogenic.
At the moment I'm living in London, in a wonderful little place called Brent Cross. Brent Cross is often cited as one of the cultural centres of London. It has the famous 'shopping centre' and the spectacular 'north london circular' road that, quite frankly, shits all over other large roads. Other highlights in Brent Cross include 'brent cross tube station' which is particularly helpful when you need to catch the tube. And by the way, speaking of the tube, the Northern Line can fuck off and die, I hate it, it's shit, whoever organises it is an idiot.
Soon I will have one of my little films from term 2 at film school on my profile. It was an exercise where we were given 5 minutes of 16mm colour stock and had to make a film with post-recorded sound (the limitations I had on the shoot is my excuse as to why it isn't as good as it could be and the sound is a bit rubbish).
Get this video and more at MySpace.comThis is my little film from the second term. Given only 200 feet of stock and no on-set recording equipment, so there was little margin for error. It's a bit silly really.
But if it was made a hundred years ago it would be ground-breaking. If it's not working when you try to play it it's not my fault it's your computer and you should buy a new one.
Create your own Friend Quiz herePicture of me being the Director of Photography on director Salil J Fernandez's set (I did the lighting innit). Awesome job I think. ----------------------This is me doing some more camera operating, I intended to look like a bell-end in this picture, it didn't just happen by accident.---------------------
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Patrick
Birthday: 13th Feb
Birthplace: London
Current Location: North London
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Slightly worn black ones which need polishing. My only pair of shoes in fact, except for a lovely pair of Hi-Tec trainers I've had for about seven years.
Your Weakness: Absense of any will-power.
Your Fears: Prison, torture, ghosts, heights, fear itself like in Harry Potter.
Your Perfect Pizza: I think cheese and tomato play a pivotal role in a pizza. And a base as well, made up of dough preferably.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To survive with a small band of friends in a world that has been completely overrun by flesh-eating zombies. It will happen. It WILL happen.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I've got to go now, I...uhhh...I've got work to do or something.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the fuck is that?
Your Best Physical Feature: My beautiful, beautiful face.
Your Bedtime: 11:00, 14:00, 21:00, 00:00
Your Most Missed Memory: Most of University, it's missing. That's a badly phrased question by the way, its meaning is slightly unclear.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke obviously.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King.
Single or Group Dates: As long as I don't have to pay, anythings fine.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What's the difference?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, unless this is a subtle reference to my sexuality, in which case vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither bitch.
Do you Smoke: Yes, but only socially, okay?
Do you Swear: Constantly.
Do you Sing: Of course I do!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, I'm very hygenic, I have to be to control the scabies.
Have you Been in Love: I ate a burrito once that was so delicious I'll never forget it.
Do you want to go to College: Been
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Bloody attractive
Are you a Health Freak: yes and no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: sadly no, I wish someone had told me when I was about six that if I learned to play a cool instrument now, then when I'm really good later in life I would be able to pull more fit girls. But I guess I was more preoccupied with lego back then.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I think so
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, for fuck's sake
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I ate your mum
In the past month have you been on Stage: in a way
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only when I'm having a bath on my own, does that count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not really no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes but I worked at the shop so it doesn't count
How do you want to Die: Crushed to death slowly in a trash compactor, legs first
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
What country would you most like to Visit: India, Peru, Brazil, lots of places
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark
Favourite Hair Color: Probably black, taking things on averages here
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: head shorter than me
Weight: not fat yeah, no fatties
Best Clothing Style: Dunno
Number of Drugs I have taken: loads
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: five, but only in my penis
Number of Tattoos: I got an exact copy of my face tattooed on my face, so you can't tell it's there
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 153
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