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Aggie Noss &lt;walks away&gt;

I'd rather be a fucking disaster than be mediocre. Basically.

About Me

www.dalo.biz I am Tiffany. I smell like candy. I fit in with everyone. I fit in with no one. I am open-minded. My mouth needs to be cleaned out with soap...I have a dirtier mouth than you...guaranteed. I use the word "cunt" on a daily basis. I don't care if I offend you with my foul mouth. I believe that 90% of Americans desperately need to go back to school and learn how to use correct grammar. I am bothered way too much when people are too lazy to type out the word "you" or "are". I dig tattoos..lots of them. I think broads are hot...and dudes, of course. I think it's hilarious that my family thinks I am a raging lesbian. I am simple...and way too complicated. I am ambivalent and often fickle in certain situations. I am a heartbreaker without intent. My mom thinks I'm a cold hearted snake. I try not to be. Contageous personalities always have me at hello. I love to giggle uncontrollably. I can't stand brats...brats who are spoiled. I also can't stand people who are codependant. You make me sick... grow a fucking back bone. People who are pretentious are gross... which is funny, considering where I work. If you think you can rock my socks, then lets be friends :) *********************Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens*a thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins*I will never ask if you don't ever tell me* I know you well enough to know you'll never love me* Why can't I feel anything from anyone other than you?********************** I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 ************************** I like when people have freckles on their nose. I cover my mouth when I laugh. I am considered "cynical". I call it realistic. I do not believe being in love exists. It's all just a fiber optic falsity. I always find myself right smack dab in the middle of secret dramatics. Scandal, scandal! Knows my name and stalks me. Some people think I am a "hardcore bitch"... of course, these people are all male. I don't like holding hands. Scares the fuck out of me. Maybe one day.... I think most people are straight lying through their teeth. I hate hate hate creepy fucking men who think it's cool to put their hands on me... or stare. I hate that. Hate Hate Hate. I was a victim of deceptive words... so it's best you not say anything unless you know you mean it. Just. Don't. Say. Anything. I believe you're just fools gold plated in 24. I am good at walking away... and building bridges. And most likely... I'd rather be hanging out in Hollywood shaking my ass to music I'd never really listen to.And this is the source of all my anger...I am vegan. I do not enjoy spending my entire dinner time explaining to you why I am this way and what the fuck I eat. Not everything in the fucking world includes animal products... and no, I do not eat fish. No, it is not difficult. Yes, milk is obtained in a very excruciating and cruel manner. Milk from cows is made for their babies... not for humans. Would a human let a cow suck the milk from her breasts? Ummm... NO! Meat is in fact murder... whether you like to see it that way or not. Meat is a major cause in global warming... and therefore murder to the environment as well. Maybe if you give a flying fuck at all you should actually read about it instead of harrassing me while I am trying to enjoy my dinner. Oh yeah, and for future reference, please do not try to argue with me about something you don't know a fucking thing about. You will just look like a fucking idiot... and annoy the sin out of me. Thank you!

My Interests

I take interest in:FREDWARD SCISSORHANDS BECAUSE HE IS THE CREATOR OF THE BEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER WRITTEN TO ME AND ALSO, WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED IN 8TH GRADE. READ BELOW: "see that castle towering the neighborhood? thats the spot and as soon as you fall asleep, I shall meet you there in our dreams as snowflakes kiss our crowns and my scissorhands will shred your flattered dress to a billion pieces across the ground...I'm heading there right now...Sweet dreams, see ya in a bit =)"rocking out to music, Vegans/Vegetarians, animal liberation, the sky, stars, gloomy days, Urban Decay eye shadow, hairspray, TREES, autumn, reading, laughing, writing, arts and crafts, drawing naked ladies, fuck ups, tatty toos, hot boys who play with my hair, hanging out, cursing like a sailor, boys with pierced noses, fashion, my dog, Jordan, boys who have attachments other than me, dive bars, shoes, perfume, squirrels, prairie dogs, proper grammar, shopping, animals, forensics, driving aimlessly, boys who rock out...because the hottest thing ever ever EVER is boys rocking out hard....seriously now, the hooooottttest thing EEEEVVERR! It's my demise...what takes my breath away************************** and since I'm a creep, bald kitty cats THIS MADE MY HEART BLEED A LITTLE BIT. I USE PLAYBOY MAGAZINE FOR NAKED LADY MODELS... THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL I CAN DRAW... OR TREES. SAVE THE DOLPHINS!!! DON'T POLLUTE! PERFECTION. FOR DIRTY.... I FUCKING LOOOOOVE YOU! I AM IN LOVE WITH THE SKY....AT NIGHT....TRULY THE LOVE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE, JORDAN THIS ANGEL..JUST SO YOU KNOW... I DIDN'T STAND OVER YOU THINKING YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE.SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MAN COOLEST BATHROOM EVER. I LOVE FRISCO.MYSELF, ALLISON, AND MR. STARBUCK

I'd like to meet:

Some hot dude with tatties and a hot ass so I can touch him while he sleeps in my bed.... and Ryder Strong, to congratulate him on being such a great actor. ************************************************************ ************ QUITE POSSIBLY THE COOLEST HAIR OF ALL TIME....JUSTIN FROM MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK.....MUCH LIKE EDWARD SCISSORHANDS...AWESOME!

Music:

anything that rocks face.... Taking Back Sunday* *THE STALLION* *Mirah* *Missy Higgins* *Ingrid Michaelson* *A Day to Remember* *Flyleaf* *The Weepies* *Bye Bye Birdy* *The Bird and the Bee* *Bloc Party* *The Cure* *Mayday Parade* *Red Jumpsuit Apparatus* *Bullet for My Valentine* *Dashboard Confessional* *Journey* *Portishead* *Brand New* *Matchbook Romance* *Panic! At the Disco* *Straylight Run* *Hawthorne Heights* *silverchair* *Motion City Soundtrack* *Spitalfield* *silverstein* *Senses Fail* *Jimmy Eat World* *The Starting Line* *Her Space Holiday* *Fall Out Boy* *Daphne Loves Derby* *Cauterize* *Halifax* *The Academy Is....* *Bedford Drive* *Blink 182* *The Weakend* *Bob Segar (night moves, fuck yeah)* ....lots of music, anything. This may be weird because I'm not particularly a fan of Fuel, but my favorite song ever is Shimmer....weird.

Movies:

My favorite movie of all time is Edward Scissorhands. Also, I have a great appreciation for Sweet November (even though it's terribly sad and I can't handle watching it without crying), Drop Dead Fred, Life, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Almost Famous, Mean Girls was pretty damn hilarious, so hilarious that I played that bitch out when I got it on DVD (sad, yes) oh well....and The Notebook...oh it's so great!

Television:

re-runs of Friends, SEX and the City, oooh oh oh I love Forensic Files, Saved By the Bell, Full House, Grey's Anatomy, The Food Network...hey that Birthday Cake Challenge was damn amazing!

Books:

Smashed, A Million Little Pieces, anything by Augusten Burroughs, and true crime books.

Heroes:

THIS LADY... FOR ALL OF YOU WHO SAY "WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OLD WITH ALL THOSE TATTOOS?" WELL....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS..SHE LOOKS GOOD TO ME :) MY DIRTY TANASIAN DIANA AND THIS GIRL....MY BEE. HAHA OUTRAGEOUS!

My Blog

Since I dont know any better than to walk away...

I saw you drift awayI saw you dreamYou watched me breatheAnd found your way outI kissed your face, I kissed your mouthYou smiled, eyes closedIt was the only thing I needed....it was the only thingMy w...
Posted by Aggie Noss <walks away> on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:06:00 PST

Build a fucking bridge

It's alright for me to lose the fan club.I'm cool with that.Never did much for me anyway.Oh and... uh.... I don't owe you a fucking thing.Not one fucking thing.Sooooo, it would be fantastic if you'd t...
Posted by Aggie Noss <walks away> on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:16:00 PST

December

Three.... four I couldn't breathe and sleep... I couldn't sleep Not past your smile This thing.... it's new.... completely new I feel seasoned and I'm not... Fiber optic falsity Let it glow.... let it...
Posted by Aggie Noss <walks away> on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:34:00 PST

Dear Old Friend

I remember... I used to breathe with you We were living in love Loving this time of year loving everything I remember.... too tired to move too sad to care we slept through days we slept with tears I ...
Posted by Aggie Noss <walks away> on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:31:00 PST

This is who I am.

I give away too much of myself. I'm doing it right now. You don't deserve to know who I am... because I'm fucking stong as fuck. You don't even know this. I make people laugh... it's what I do. I...
Posted by Aggie Noss <walks away> on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:25:00 PST

Who are you? Really. Who?

Nobody will ever know who this is about, so it is unwise to ask me. Just keep that in mind. Well Maya Bee, you can ask. Also, this was written quite a while ago. Rewind, wind me up How did I get here?...
Posted by Aggie Noss <walks away> on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:37:00 PST

Keep Breathing. Just keep breathing.

My Dealings with a KleptoYou came and took what you wanted I'm good with predictions you took what you wanted like a thief and you're gone I wish you meant more to me (I wish you didn't mean so much) ...
Posted by Aggie Noss <walks away> on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:10:00 PST

I'm great at building bridges these days

I see you for what you are and I'm building bridges to burn Like you burn me The flame on my face is beginning to hurt It's the creation.... You create my need to construct and it's strong like my wil...
Posted by Aggie Noss <walks away> on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:10:00 PST

Inhale, Exhale: This is what it means to me

Inhale. I accept the truth in your eyes. I'll breathe you in until the end. I'll breathe. I accept the truth. Your lies. I accept the reality, you're not good for me. I'll learn to let you go. I'll le...
Posted by Aggie Noss <walks away> on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST

I'll disappoint you...or vice versa

Momma Says I'm a Heartbreaker   You try to flush your life away but I'll chase you down the drain I'll chase you down I'll bring you back to life I'll open your eyes Promises made will become bro...
Posted by Aggie Noss <walks away> on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:36:00 PST