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Jimmy

Grand Finale. Let's Do This.

About Me

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I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
-- Crash Davis in Bull Durham

Boston Sports = LIFE

Sully's Tees

My Interests



Red Sox, Bruins, Patriots, Celtics, gambling, music, reading, movies, the internet, Pontiac Firebirds, partying, beer, college life, hot girls.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Simmons, Peter Gammons, Jennie Finch, Reese Witherspoon, Tom Brady, Nomar Garciaparra, George Steinbrenner, Theo Epstein, David Ortiz, Jeremy Jacobs (so I could teach him how to run a pro-sports franchise without completely disheartening an entire region), Jennifer Connelly.

Music:



Senses Fail, Nerve Agents, Bullets to Broadway, Valencia, Matchbook Romance, Thursday, Bright Eyes, Funeral for a Friend, Unwritten Law, Jimmy Eat World, Thrice, Movielife, AFI, The Postal Service, MxPx, Hawthorne Heights, Saves The Day, Death Cab for Cutie, Hellogoodbye, All American Rejects, Enginedown, Green Day, Ataris, 311, Fenix TX, Taking Back Sunday, Anti-Flag, Strung Out, Oasis, Further Seems Forever, Dashboard Confessional, Texas Is The Reason, Alkaline Trio, NOFX, Descendents, Jay-Z, Ludacris, Junction 18, Dynamite Boy, Fairweather, Rage Against The Machine, Brand New, The Used, Keepsake, From Autumn To Ashes, Kanye, Nas, Senses Fail, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, NWA, Dr Dre.

Movies:



Big Fish, Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, Syriana, Donnie Darko, Super Troopers, Major League, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Training Day, Saw, Saw 2, Boondock Saints, Scar Face, Mission: Impossible, The Whole Nine Yards, A Christmas Story, Fast and the Furious, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Faith Rewarded, Forest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Dawn of the Dead, anything with Jennifer Connelly.

Television:



Nip/Tuck, 24, Everybody Loves Raymond, Yes Dear, South Park, Real World, Laguna Beach, Drew Carey, Comedy Central Roasts, CSI, X-Files, Blind Date.

Books:



Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk
Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
Choke by Chuck Palahniuk
Rainbow Six by Tom Clancy
Moneyball by Michael Lewis
The Giver by Lois Lowry
Catcher In The Rye by JD Salinger
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Ball Four by Jim Bouton

Heroes:



My Blog

Rest In Peace, Margaret "Ma" Burns

Today was the most powerful day of my life. As stated in my previous entry, my grandmother was sent home from the hospital for closure, as her health was rapidly declining. Today, as we have for the p...
Posted by Jimmy on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:03:00 PST

My Incredible Grandmother

Anyone who has access to the inner-workings of my personality knows that the absolute strongest quality my heart exudes is intense, unrivaled passion. Whether it be sports (the Red Sox in particular),...
Posted by Jimmy on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:01:00 PST

Introducing the 2006 Burns Bombers

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to the 2006 edition of Burnsy's Bombers:11-Team 8x8 Rotisserie LeagueHitting Categories: R,H,HR,RBI,SB,K,AVG,OPSC: Ivan Rodriguez1B: Jason Giambi2B: Ryan FreelSS:...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:28:00 PST

Bronson Arroyo: Statistical Anomaly or Troublesome Truth?


Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:23:00 PST

How Will Coco Crisp Benefit From Fenway Park?

While investigating how Coco Crisp would perform while playing his home games in Fenway Park, I came across a hitting chart of his from Cleveland's Jacobs Field. Check out what Coco Crisp's 2005 hitti...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:21:00 PST

Matt Clement: Let's Kill This Myth Once and For All


Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:17:00 PST

Red Sox Catcher John Flaherty Retires


Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:14:00 PST

Baseball's Top 150 Prospects (Red Sox Related)


Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:11:00 PST

California Dreaming No More: David Wells Rescinds Trade Request


Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:10:00 PST

Alex Gonzalez Withdraws From World Baseball Classic


Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:08:00 PST