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The Metaphorical Cock

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Well Hello Der! I'm Ryan
I'd gladly trade all my friends for Katy Perry.
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Just passed my test (ya cunt), and i'm chuffed oot ma box shen. However, i won't be another sob story in the news, so if you want me to go fast, just get me into bed ;)
Recently realized that i'm screwed when i go to uni cos i'm gonna miss so many people :(
Andrew Lowson - this boy is amazing,and he has been there for me countless times before. We have been through so much in our 6 years of knowing each other,and not being able to talk and laugh with him every day will destroy me.
Dannielle Kane - DAVE!!!! What a girl. I miss when we spent every day together more or lessand had amazing banter!
we have great singalongs to its a rave dave and thunder :)
back in the day we'd frequent the martell and bombscare like you've never seen any cunts bombscare before
it was beautiful :)
you know you want to be our pal :)
''You'll Always Be My Thunder'' ''It's A Rave Dave!!!''
''Dawn!! Just breathe Dawn! We'll get you out of Andrew's bag!!''
Dawn Burns - I've known this girl since primary 1,ages,i know. How i've managed to put up with her this long i'll never know =P. I can't believe that at the end of this 13th year of knowing each other and being amazingly close friends i won't see her every day. We've had our ups and downs (ups being her foot into my balls and down being my body to the floor ;]), she means the world to me, even though it may not seem so sometimes due to low flying hula hoops and dodgy chair legs ;).
Cristopher McKerral - Gutted. I barely see this boy any more, and goddammit i miss him. I miss our banter. Known him since primary 1,helped him through some tough times (Father McKerral ;]), and im goin to miss him so much.
Luigi!! - Man what can i say? What a fucking great year its been eh?
i dont think ive actually known someone for so long just as a casual pal and then became so fucking amazingly great friends with them in such a short space of time
know what i mean?
or am i rambling shite?
but 6th year's turned oot 2 b quite positively amazing lol
martell,school discos,parties,school in general. its all been great :)
best.banter.ever
''Tickled Pink''
''HEEEEERE WE GO!!! SUPER MARIO BROTHERS!!''
We're the official Four Legged Relationship Wrecking Machine 2k8, or pricks for short ;)
David Ewing - never met anyone quite like him, no one has his sense of humour...which could be a good thing given some of the conversations we've had on the long trip to morrisons lol
he's my homeboy,and he (used to) throw balls at me on a saturday morning :)
one of my best friends :D
Megan Doherty - waaaaaaaay ;) got tae love this lassie
hilarious,actually hilarious
as in piss yourself hilarious
but then,she does spend 90% of her life watching jimmy carr....and the other 10 talking about him ;)
she means a lot to me,enough for me to carry her back fi the martell anyway eh?
she has my dignity..... ;)
Robbie, Robbie, Robbie Fucking Doyle
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!
Fernando Torres ;)
Oh ya hooooore, what a jakey bastard, what a liverpool fan, what a drunk, what a dancer =P
Ye ken us like, we're the cunts on top of busstops daen the scooter dance
Chances are we've jamped yer hedge if ye live in megans street, and honestly, from the bottoms of our hearts, we couldnae give 2 fucks ;)
Number 2 ya cunt ;)
Love ye shen!
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My Interests

Your Mother, tell her to keep the change.
Lovely new people one meets when one's drunk.
Amazing people ;)
Music taste that spans a wider range than your mother's ass.
Films, many of which i cry at, especially Transformers :)
I have a newfound love of writing letters on windowsills by lamplight at 5 in the morning. Call me cliched.

I'd like to meet:

tom, mark and travis

oh yeh wid ;)

everyone from cruise '07, im coming to visit all of you ;)

lourdes crew '08. I miss everyone :(
especially a certain someone who is ''amazing''...apparently ;)
cant wait for the reunion, mega messy times :)

Music:



add them :)

Blink-182 (band that started it all)
AVA
+44
Boxcar
Alexisonfire
City And Colour
Enter Shikari

those are my top bands...the rest are gid too though :)

30 seconds to mars
all time low
anti-flag
arctic monkeys
atreyu
the audition
billy joel
billy talent
bob marley
bowling for soup
the clash
coheed
the cure
family force 5
fightstar
floggin molly
fratellis
funeral
george michael
goo goo dolls
good charlotte
high school musical =P
hanson
hit the lights
human league
hundred reasons
incubus
inme
jimmy eat world
kajagoogoo
less than jake
linkin park
madina lake
madness
more than a thousand
motion city soundtrack
new found glory
peter gabriel
saosin
scooter
silverstein
simon and garfunkel
the starting line
story of the year
the stranglers
sugarcult
sum 41
taking back sunday
theory of a deadman
three doors down
U2
underoath
the used
vengaboys
Xzibit

wee bit 'o diversity going on :)

Movies:

''Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that! ''

i cry at waaay too many movies to consider myself a normal guy.

spanglish
titanic
lion king
rocky 3
i am sam
cruel intentions
edward scissorhands

so don't ask me to watch any of these in company

Television:

i hav seven 24hr porn channels so im not really sure wat else is on at the moment. meet the barkers nd punk'd r lyk the only things i watch now, apart from friends nd the simpsons...nd othr random comedies
SKINS!!!!!
FUCKING HEROES MAN!!! SAVE THE CHEERLEADER SAVE THE WORLD!!!!!

Books:

contrary to popular beliefs i can read. stephen king nd terry pratchett r ma fav authors. i lyk king's dark tower series. :)
othello :)
catcher in the rye
to kill a mockingbird
harry potter :)

Heroes:

Andrew Lowson!!
Cristopher McKerral!!
Danielle Kane!!
Dawn Burns!!
David Ewing!!
LUIGI!!!!!
Heather Differ!!
Megan Doherty!!
April Sloan!!
Robbie Doyle!!

all of them mean so much to me,and im going to miss them all when i leave 4 uni :(

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Posted by The Metaphorical Cock on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 05:46:00 PST

Sunday....

wis an AWFY gid night! great bands, alcohol, ....train banter =P this smile=best band there i rather enjoyed myself :) x
Posted by The Metaphorical Cock on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:44:00 PST

the night i was popular :)

i had friends on friday... a lot..... i felt special - thank u all for cuming :)  except from u greg...... ............................................................ ..............................
Posted by The Metaphorical Cock on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:21:00 PST