Matt rhymes with twat, hat, cat, flat, rat, brat, gnat, sat, fat, phat, bat and ker-splat. Never disrespect me (ie sit in my chair, leave my oven on, remove my hat etc) or i will fucking kill you. I like to relax, often with a tin. i am looking for violinists, keyboardists and trumpeteerists. i have no grasp of the english language. i can draw kickass cartoon elephants using very simple shapes.
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