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About Me

I am about a foot tall, with oh-so-shiny black fur, green eyes and verrrrrrry sharp claws. Don't fuck with me!!!Mom got me at the Humane Society. I was happy to see her, but I thought I would still be really ornery when she was visiting for the first time. I figured, this is me, she'll see it now. She still took me home with her, even though I smacked her in the face. She said, "I'm going to give her a Pirate name since she is so feisty." It took me a while to decide that I actually would be even close to cuddley. The first month I was home, Christmas came and I had a grand ol' time jumping into the tree!!!! Mom even put it on top of a tall table (as if that would keep me out!).I have a roommate, she's a dog and her name's Nadja. Boy I was not happy when I found out I had to live with a dog. Mom thought I was a kitten, the H.S. said that I was 8 months old, and she wanted a cat who would be okay living with a dog. I definately feel older than that. Mom thinks I might be 3 years old. I'm missing one of my canine teeth which I think is cool, now I look really tough. Don't think I can't bite!!! I like to meet Mom at the car if I'm outside when they come home. I even cross the street to meet them, even though Mom says I better be careful. She's afraid I'll run out in front of a car. No way! I've lived on the streets before, I think that I can handle one little street. I hate most everything. I love my cat food though. It sure is nice to know where your next meal comes from. I stay pretty slim even though I like to eat. I love following people into the bathroom. I figure if my toilet has to be somewhere that I can be watched, then I will watch them! I love to sit on the side of the tub. Man, what is going on in there? I don't get it. Why can't they just lick themselves clean like me?Me and Mom Me and the Roomie

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet someone other than the dog (my roommate) and that asshole cat who keeps bothering me when I'm sleeping on the porch. My parent's friends are pretty cool. I like dogs and cats and any other animals.

My Blog

Where has the time gone!!!

Hi everybody!!! I didn't realize that it had been over a month since I was on my profile!!! Yikes!!! I did miss everyone, but my internet is still crappy!!! I will try to get back on more often!!!
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jul 2005 22:01:00 GMT

There is a new addition to the house!!! yikes!!!

Well, Mom finally had her screaming offspring. I am so much better behaved!!!! He's not so bad, I guess... Other than being noisy. He's pretty cute as far as small humans go. We'll just have to teach ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jul 2005 22:01:00 GMT

Catwoman!!!!!

I finally got mom to rent Catwoman!!! I can't wait. She's doing something stupid right now, like peeing, so I thought I would post this really fast!!!! It's about damn time!!! I've been dropping hints...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 21:59:00 GMT

hmphf...

Ha ha!! Mom was looking for me tonight and I was hiding under the bed!!!!! She went outside and looked around and I could hear her calling me. She lets me go outside whenever I want, but she wanted ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jan 2005 20:47:00 GMT

This is so unfair!!

Mom and Dad are going out of town and Mom said I have to have a sitter! A SITTER!!! Can you believe it??? I am certainly old enough to take care of myself! Mom said that it was to make sure that I h...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jan 2005 20:29:00 GMT

So does this make me an Aunt?

So apparently Mom is pregnant. I was pregnant once. My babies were all given away, which is good, I couldn't afford to take care of them. I hope she doesn't have as many as I did! Well, I knew somethi...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jan 2005 22:17:00 GMT

What the hell is the beach?

I got some time away from the dog today. But when she came back with Mom she STUNK!!!! Mom said she'd been at the beach, whatever that is. I think she smells like dirty wet dog. I don't ever want to g...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jan 2005 22:11:00 GMT

Freakin' fish!!!!!

OH MY GOD! The fish are driving me crazy! They've got such smug looks on their faces. Just because they are behind glass, doesn't mean I can't get them. I will get them once I figure out how to work t...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Dec 2004 19:54:00 GMT