Rock fights, back-talking, wise-cracking, competitive eating, drop-kicking squirrels into the Muddy River, ring-and-run, petty theft, urinating in/on Historical National Landmarks, skiing while intoxicated, playing "not in the room", cheating at golf, excessive drinking, listening to "scan" on the radio, playing "hide the clicker", giving wrong directions, blank stares, heavy sighs, and The Spanish Channel
Chief Jay Strongbow, Whitey Bulger, The person who named Jamaica Plain(good looking out), The King of Cars, Dog Chapman, speaking of Chapmans, I wouldn't mind meeting Mark David Chapman alone, in a dark alley, Mean Gene the Dancing Machine, The Clancy Brothers, The kid who played cousin Oliver on the Brady Bunch, Yaz, Charles Nelson Riley, Larry Barnett, Cassius Clay, The Pips, Gene Kelly, and Robert Gordon Orr
Bob Dylan, Disco, old scratchy vinyl, mixed tapes, the beatles-the band-the clash, in that order, david bowie, the beat farmers, the smiths, Neil Diamond-every bit of it,Barry Manilow, springsteen, Trey- Jerry- Clapton and anyone else who can do that with a guitar, west coast rap, east coast punk, tackle box and Bullseye, cheesy top 40 R&B, slow jams, irish drinking songs, anything Lou Reed has done or does, TV theme songs, radio jingles, the intro to the Bruins telecast circa 1978, the intro to the red sox telecast circa 1976- " The batters are swinging like crazy, the outfield is holding their own, it's so good to back in old fenway, I consider it my second home, hey, hey, Red Sox, we're all here to lend you a hand, go, go Red Sox, the best doggone team in the land" yeah, that song.
Jaws, The Pope of Greenwich Village, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Quiet Man, Fear Strikes Out
Red Sox games, Pat's games, no Bruins or Celts until they show me something, playoffs, natural disasters, live west coast highway chases and presidential assasination attempts.