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About Me

Well, hell, how is a person supposed to go about describing themselves...I'm really great. Yeah, really. Most people who know me in passing would describe me as a 'dork,' but those who truly know me best call me a... dork. I don't mind it, don't plan on ever growing up. Life is too grand to be serious about.

My Blog

Intelligent Design

So, this was prompted by some discussion I'd had online, with some random people. It's a bit out of the usual scope of things I BS about on here, but... Well, hell, my blog is a collection of personal...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:49:00 GMT

Monotony

So.The human brain needs structure and meaning. When none exists we fabricate it ourselves. So we live in this neatly structured environment. Our own personal tiny bubble of social conventio...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:45:00 GMT

Radio Silence

So.The internet is changing us. Not the internet specifically. But the new age that a persistent world-wide communication system ahs brought about. We're connected. It's an addiction. Cell-phones, ins...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 21:49:00 GMT

Original Sin

I am not a defect. We are not a defect.Every last human being is born as close to perfect as is possible in this world. I am not at fault for the mythical disobedience of our fabled progenitor. My fat...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 20:14:00 GMT

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fear the white hot Fury of the empty mind.It has all the breadth of every unthought potential, a rage and angst without navigational origin.It ends as an impotent puff of white noise.That, is the deat...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:49:00 GMT

Warning! Adult content!

Ok, so like... I jsut thought this was absolutely amazing. Like, Aidan was telling me a bout this customer, who was apparently talking about this site...www.cumsuckingcrackhoes.com/I mean... Whoa. Inc...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:03:00 GMT

Yes, Virginia

Dear Editor- I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, "If you see it in The Sun, it's so." Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus? -Virginia O'H...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 23:00:00 GMT

God hates my internet

We have a problem boys and girls. That problem is my net connection. She seems to have recently incurred the wrath of our divine creator, who has stricken her with an electronic ebola. She needs your ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 22:29:00 GMT

The S.Y.S.T.E.M

Well, I have some really, really bad News. Apparently, the S.Y.S.T.E.M, is -DOWN-.That's right, ladies, gentlemen, and Ninja. Strongbad reports that the S.Y.S.T.E.M is most certaintly not up. He, in f...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:19:00 GMT

Sublime Sleeplessness.

Insomnia is my new way of life. My free time must be fought for, with tooth and nail, and the first casualty of this struggle has become sleep.6 hours of sleep per night is a luxury. Sleep, a crutch. ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:17:00 GMT