carrie

i spend an excessive amount of time brushing my teeth. i like grilled cheese and typing in lower case letters. i often feel sorry for inanimate objects and will throw out a bag of chips if there aren't any whole ones left. i'll never give up beer. i know lines from will & grace and repeat them as if other people know them as well. i have an odd fascination with the planet saturn. i hate cinnamon gum. i sing harmony to the star spangled banner. i hate the saying "six of one, half a dozen of the other" as well as those "this car climbed mount washington" bumper stickers. i have a new obsession with sylvia browne (i'm sure it's unhealthy). i can't put lipstick on without looking in a mirror. i like roller coasters. i drink room temperature water. i play drums on the dashboard and cheat at solitaire. i sing the wrong words to almost every song, always believing they are the right words. static cling is the bain of my existence.