My name is Joanie.
I am a strong, confident woman!
Fording the river.
Someone who will give me a back massage.
Someone who will dance with me, well.
Someone crumbelievable.
Generally, blind people.
The Emperor's New Groove.
Anything by Augusten Burroughs.
Jacqueline Chejlava, Pee-wee Herman, and Jack White.