Tanner profile picture

Tanner

abofconcern

About Me



--------------------JENNA-HAZE IS THE BEST P-STAR EVER--------------------

WHATS UP KIDS!!!! my name is Tanner Ebersol i live up in cleveland mississippi. I have a few things that i gotta mention...First of all i have plenty of friends who arent white american or hell not even american.like Stephen(french canadian) or Lexi(Puerti Rico) but i cannot stand when some stupid white trash HILLBILLY gets all racist.....Like one of my favorite people states well INSANE CLOWN POSSE states "What can you do with the drunken hillbilly Cut his fucking eyes out and feed em to his Aunt Milly Willy Willy chicken neck, chicken hunting gotta love it" that came from chicken huntin.....anyway i sometimes get racist with black people just because you know THERE BLACK and they get annoying once in a while.now MUSLIMS never will i be kind to one anyway...MY NAME IS TANNER EBERSOL of coarse im a FUTURE PORNSTAR.....and JENNA HAZE IS MY IDOL!!! peace

My Interests

to be honest GIRLS and MUSIC

I'd like to meet:

+88_______________________________ _+880_____________________________ _++88_____________________________ _++88_____________________________ __+880_________________________++_ __+888________________________+88_ __++880______________________+88__ __++888_____+++88__________+++8__ __++8888__+++8880++88____+++88___ __+++8888+++8880++8888__++888____ ___++888++8888+++888888++888_____ ___++88++8888++8888888++888______ ___++++++888888888888888888______ ____++++++88888888888888888______ ____++++++++000888888888888_____ _____+++++++000088888888888______ ______+++++++00088888888888______ _______+++++++0888888888888______ _______+++++++088888888888_______ ________+++++++8888888888_______ ________+++++++0088888888_____ROCK ONIM 4 REAL INTO MUSICABSENCE OF CONCERNSTATIC XDISTURBEDMUDVAYNEEVANS BLUEHINDERFLYLEAF10 YEARSDARK NEW DAYTOOLMETALLICA(GODS OF ROCK)GODSMACKHURTINSANE CLOWN POSSENONPOINTSTAINDPOISON THE WELL5 SPEEDP.O.D.(ok band)MOTLEY CRUE!!!!!!!!!HEY MOST OF THOSE BANDS ARE GOIN TO BE AT THE MILLER LITE CRAWFISH BOIL MAY 5TH AND MAY 6TH AT THE FAIRGROUNDS.....HEY GET YOUR ASS DOWN THEIR...PARTY IT OUT......HELL B.Y.O.B. AND THERE GONNA HAVE ALCHOHOL TO THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT GET DRUNK AND HOP IN THE MACH PITT CAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BE IN ONE YUP THE CRAZED MOTHA FUCKA WITH NO SHIRT ON HERE ARE SOME OF THE BANDS THAT WILL BE THERENONPOINTABSENCE OF CONCERN3 DAYS GRACESTAINDP.O.D.10 YEARS5 SPEEDDARK NEW DAYFUELthats all i remember right now so KEEP LISTNING TO ROCK 93.9 and keepa FuCkIn RoCkIn WRXW!!!!
ABOUT YOURSELF...
KnOwn as: Tanner
Born in: Panama beach florida
FIRST BREATH: 1990
SchOOl: DMS
Hair cOlOr: Dirty blonde
Eye cOlOr: brown
Style: wtf style whats that mean
Fears: FAT WOMEN RUNNING NAKED WITH NO TAMPONS IN AND PMS'n NASTY!!!!!
HAVE YOU EVER...
Cheated On sOmeOne? Fuck Yea
Been cheated On? prolly no one tells
Fallen Off the bed? every monday
BrOken' sOmeOnes heart? dont know let me call all the girlfriends i cheated on
Had yOur heart brOken? no
Had a dream cOme true? a bunch of them NO NAKED FAT PMS WOMEN
DOne sOmething yOu regret? YEAH
Cheated On a test? A BUNCH ACTUALLY
CURRENTLY...
Wearing? CLOTHES SOME AMERICAN EAGLE SHIT
Listening tO? HURT "RAPTURE"
LOcated? at my house
Chatting with? This survey
Watching? some BRIANNA BANKS MOVIES
ShOUld really be dOing? fucking
DO YOU...
Brush yOur teeth? 5 TIMES A DAY
Have a b/f Or g/f ? GIRLFRIED
Have ne piercings? nope
Drive? yeah
Drink/SmOke? DRINK.....EVERCLEAR190..........BACARDI151................WO ODFORD n COKE..................JACK n COKE...............PATRON TEQUILLA.................HANGAR1 VAUDCA......................YAGGAMISTA....................NO BEER ONLY STRONG ALCHOL IF PARTYING AND AT CONCERTS WOODFORD AND COKE AND AT HOUSE JACK AND COKE
GOt a pager? CELL PHONE
Play any spOrts? USED TO WRESTLE.....FOOTBALL.........HOCKEY...
FRIENDS...
WhO is yOur best? Chris
WhO do yOu hate?
WhO is the shyest? FAT KIDS
WhO is the mOst talkative? UGLY FAT KIDS LOL
WhO is the cutest?
WhO have yOu knOwn the lOngest? josh laxxer
WhO have yOu knOwn the shOrtest? fuck some stranger i met outside
WhO dO yOu miss the mOst? THE ROACH MOTEL
WhO dO yOu gO tO with yOur persOnal prOblems? personal problems who do i go to ROCK 93.9 and get me some shots of BACARDI151 on fire nuttin a little music and 151 cant cure
THE LAST PERSON YOU...
Hugged? Tracy
Kissed? Tracy
IMed? some chick
Talked On the phOne? Houston
Yelled at? mom
Fell in lOve with? tracy
PERSONAL...
What dO yOu want tO be when yOu grOw up? fuckin PORNSTAR
What has been the best day Of yOur life? I HAVE HAD 23 OF THEM in they all end up in bed
What cOmes first in yOur life? GIRLS
What dO yOu usually think abOut befOre yOu gO tO bed? WRAP IT UP
HOw many times have yOu fallen in lOve? well i have had a bunch of girlfriends but i gotta say TRACY cause my dicked will get chopped off if i dont SHHHHH
FAVORITE...
MOvie: FUN WITH DICK AND JANE
SOng: "everytime i try" "Rapture" "if i die tomorrow" "Chicken huntin"
StOre: hell would i know cd shop
Relative: uncle
Ice cream flavOr: dont eat ice cream very much
COlOr: BLUE
Name fOr a girl: Shit dont matta what the name is as long as there hot
Name fOr a bOy: wtf my name is awesome
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
AbOrtion: I THINK THEY SHOULDNT HAVE IT IF THE DUDE DIDNT WRAP IT UP I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE IT IF THEY DID so kids dont be a FOOL wrap your TOOL
SmOking: SHIT fuck cigs i dont care for weed very much
Eating disOrders: If your gettin fat HaHaHaHa if your belemic and your a chick PULL THE FINGA OUTA YOUR MOUTH AND PUT IT SOMEWHERE ELSE if your a guy keep that shit in there lol
Suicide: hey i dont care who suicides but i would like them to do it in front of me so i could tape it.
Summer: YEAHHHHHHH PARTY TIME
TattOOs: i actually have somethin to say about this WOMEN dont get a tatoo on your tits cause when your 77 and that little birdy is on your tits its gonna look like a fucking aerodactile fucking nasty
Piercings: dont really care i dont want any
THIS OR THAT:
Pierced nOse Or tOunge? on a girl TONGUE
MTV or BET? screw black t.v. MUSIC T.V.
ChOcOlate Or flOwers? this survey has gotta be for girls
10 acquaintances Or One best friend? 10 bitches
Happy Or sad? happy
Mexican Or Italian fOOd? spic food
Pepsi Or cOke? coke
Lights On Or Off? ummmm you usually have sex with the lights off so LIGHTS OFF PLEASE
Happy Or sad?
Spring Or fall? SPRING ROCKS
Left Or right? RIGHT IS RIGHT
HOt or cOld? COLD cause you can board
(FOR A DATE) walking on the beach and looking at the sunset OR a dinner and movie? wow if the beach one included sex on the beach than that but iono dinner means DINE EM WINE EM and baby 69 em
COlOr Or black and white phOtos? black and white

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HAD SEX
HOW MANY DIFFERENT GIRLS DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH WTF WELL THE ANSWER TO THIS ONE IS I HAVE HAD SEX 27 TIMES BUT ONLY WITH 23 DIFFERENT GIRLS
WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO ROCK
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE GROUP OR SINGER Absence of conern LOCAL BAND all around probobly MUDVAYNE
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION ROCK 93.9
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE CONCERT YOU HAVE BEEN TO METALLICA and GODSMACK
DO YOU DRINK YES
DO YOU SMOKE NO
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO TAKE AN ADVILL AND SUCK IT UP
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE JOKE whats long black and smells like shit.......UNEMPLOYMENT LINE
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO SAY DONT BE A FOOL WRAP YO TOOL
WHAT ok someone cant do a survey

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
The Best Myspace Survey
* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: brown
Hair Color:: dirty blonde
Height:: 6 ft 1
Favorite Color:: BLUE
Screen Name:: KURTANGLEBEATYOU
Favorite Band:: to many to count ummmm....if i had to pick one MUDVAYNE but they dont have my favorite song
Favorite Movie:: FUN WITH DICK AND JANE
Favorite Show:: WWE RAW AND WWE SMACKDOWN
Your Car:: mustang zero to 60 in 5 seconds motha fucka
Your Hometown:: PANAMA BEACH FLORIDA
Your Present Town:: CLEVELAND MISSISSIPPI
Your Crushes First Name:: hey i dont have crushes i chase em and if they dont want me then there just the past
Your Grade:: SoFtMoRe
Your Style:: my style emmmm 69 is pretty good lol
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: Yeah i fingered a girl on my roof lol
Kissed someone in the rain?: yeah on the way to the movies
Danced in a public place?: bet your ass
Smiled for no reason?: hell yeah im always smilin
Laughed so hard you cried?: a bunch of times
Peed your pants after age 8?: no
Written a song?: no
Sang to someone for no reason?: sang to myself if that counts and otha people heard me
Performed on a stage?: when i was a kid
Talked to someone you don't know?: YES OMG
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: no
Made out in a theatre?: SO MANY TIMES
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: YEA
Been in love?: no well TRACY lol
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: chase
Tell you, I love you?: tracy
Kiss you?: tracy
Hug you?: tracy
Tell you BYE?: chase
Write you a note?: tracy
Take your photo?: emily
Call your cell phone?: chase
Buy you something?: kristin
Go with you to the movies?: tracy chase chris and emily
Sing to you?: the radio on the greatest station ever ROCK 93.9
Write a poem about you?: SHIT if it aint tracy then its a stalker lol
Text message you?: tracy
Touch you?: TRACY!!!!!!!!!!
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: like not even 30 seconds ago
Time you cried?: like not even 10 years ago about A LONG TIME AGO
Movie you watched?: FINAL DESTINATION 3
Joke you told?: A BLACK JOKE
Song you've sang?: RAPTURE FROM HURT
Time you've looked at the clock?: YESTERDAY AT SCHOOL
Drink you've had?: I HAD A dr.pepper
Number you've dialed?: my friends lol
Book you've read?: dont know
Food you've eaten?: quiznoos
Flavor of gum chewed?: juicy fruit
Shoes you've worn?: air force 1's
Store you've been in?: liquor store
Thing you've said?: shit yeah that
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: no
Whistle?: yeah
Blow a bubble?: yeah
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yeah
Cross your eyes?: yeah
Touch your tounge to your nose?: yeah
Dance?: yeah
Gleek?: dont know what that is lol
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: HELL YEAH
Speak a different language?: wee wee
Impersonate someone?: fuck yeah
Prank call people?: yup
Make a card pyramid?: no
Cook anything?: i can cook chef boyardee
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: cripple would you roll me down the stairs
I wish ...: i was a pornstar
So many people don't know that ...: i measured my thing on tuesday
I am ...: Tanner
My heart is ...: pumpin my love blood
Take this survey | Find more surveys
You've been totally Bzoink*d

Music:

ROCK 93.9 PLAYZ IT AND I FUCKING LISTEN TO IT

Movies:

YEAH INSANE CLOWN POSSE 4 LIFE CHECK DIS SHIT OUTNEW YORK -- Here's a distinction to strive for: the most despised musical act in America. Insane Clown Posse nominates itself. Dumped by Disney, dissed by critics, this two-man rap outfit from Detroit is ignored by radio stations and can't get its videos near a TV screen. Yet their new album debuted at No. 4 in Billboard's album chart and their concerts are crowded, particularly in the Midwest. It's the outlaw syndrome at work again."We're the most hated band in the world," said Violent J, the talkative clown. J and his partner, Shaggy 2 Dope, sit in a Manhattan hotel room, wheezing slightly. It's a muggy day, and they're hanging out with buddies, but since a reporter is in the room they hide behind warped circus masks. It's the daytime version of the clown makeup they wear onstage, and for all public appearances. The two men sit astride a rather macabre, growing empire. In addition to CDs, Insane Clown Posse is releasing its own, straight-to-video movie this summer and even selling its own dolls. That's plastic J with the ax in his hand. They don't even pretend to be musicians, rapping and laughing over backup tracks provided by their producer, Mike E. Clark. Predictably, much of the instrumental backing sounds like a slightly sinister circus. (Cultural reference point for those over 30: Think Kiss for a generation weaned on rap and much harder to shock than youngsters who grew up in the 1970s.) Insane Clown Posse has some eclectic musical tastes, even making the unfashionable admission that they're Michael Jackson fans. Their music mixes in some rock inspired by bands they admire, like Korn. Yet their embrace of rap is another indication that hip-hop's aggression and do-it-yourself ethos is what really appeals to their generation. "That's another reason people hate us," said Violent J, "because we're white and we rap." They're in their early 20s and were turned on by rap music when they were kids. Their inspiration? Hardcore rappers like NWA. They readily admit that they are not musicians and say got into the business because they like attention and money. The songs themselves provide ample ammunition for critics. Most are wildly profane, with even the titles unprintable. And that doesn't count the song, "I Stab People." During one song, they brag about using a particular expletive 93 times. Another song, again with an unprintable title, contains the eerily disturbing chorus: "Girl you know I love you, but now you've got to die." In "Another Love Song," the narrator brags about having "killed your cat and stuffed it in the mailbox." That's one of the less lewd admissions. The cranky song with the 93 expletives talks about how the band hates Oprah, opera, the Beastie Boys, Ted Nugent, Celine Dion, Dionne Warwick and on and on. To make sure no one's missed, they dismiss the entire Western Hemisphere. The song ends with the band members shooting themselves. It's the kind of material that made Disney's Hollywood Records blanch. They dropped Insane Clown Posse, then virtually unknown, on the day in 1997 when their debut record was to be released. Island Records later picked up their contract, and released this year's "The Amazing Jeckel Brothers." Violent J says the critics miss the point; Insane Clown Posse is trying to entertain, not influence. Their work is the musical equivalent of a horror movie, containing many of the same elements of self-referential humor. "We don't hurt people," he said. "It's all fiction. We play characters. That's why we wear masks." The duo rejects any notion that violent music played a role in incidents like the Columbine High School shooting in Colorado. "Even if the killers left notes in their bedrooms saying, 'Insane Clown Posse did this,' it wouldn't be our fault," J said. Critics would have a point if the band tried to impose itself on people who didn't want to hear the music, he said. But it exists for its fans, not for outsiders, he said. "We know what Insane Clown Posse does is controversial. It's offensive. It's terrible to many people," he said. "But you don't see us on MTV. You don't hear us on any radio stations. We don't want to ever subject what we do to an audience that doesn't want to see us. "All we ask for," he said, holding up his hands, "is this much space in a record store." Like Deadheads, Insane Clown Posse fans have their own name: the Juggalos. ICP say they give the disaffected a community, provide a home for young nerds. They show solidarity with a concert ritual, spraying their fans with Faygo, a sticky, sweet orange soda popular in Detroit. Music critics tend to write off Insane Clown Posse as uncreative and untalented. Since they already feel disliked, they just add the critics to the enemies list. Disney's dismissal "put our name in front of everyone in the world," J recalled, "but the CD didn't sell." Since then, ICP has methodically built its audience, usually by word of mouth. They will sometimes bus into a town before a concert and pass out fliers themselves near a local high school. It's that outlaw image again. "That's how we operate and that's why everyone hates us," J said. "We slipped in there through the back door."

Television:

FAMILY GUY,,,,,,SOUTH PARK,,,,,,,,,,,,,CHAPELLE SHOW,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MIND OF MENCIA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WWE RAW,,,,,,,,,,WWE SMACKDOWN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MAD T.V.,,,,,,,,,,,HOGAN KNOWZ BEST,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ROOM RAIDERS,,,,,,,,,,,,,AQUA TEEN HUNGAR FORCE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,THE OBLONGS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,$$$$____$$$$_____$$$$____$__$____ $___$__$____$___$________$_$_____ $$$$___$____$___$________$$______ $___$__$____$___$________$_$_____ $___$___$$$$_____$$$$____$__$____ _________________________________ _$$$$____$____$__________________ $____$___$$___$__________________ $____$___$_$__$__________________ $____$___$__$_$__________________ _$$$$____$__$_$__________________

Books:

ROCK 93.9 crew and INFO ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------- Brad Stevens ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------ Once upon a time in a galaxy far farohwait a minutewrong story Here we goonce upon a time in a tattoo and piercing shop far far away.a little Jewish women from Missouriand a Podiatrist from Iowa decided to play footsywhich led to the birth of Brad Stevensafter floating from state to state like Ben Affleck trying to find an acting job. It led me to Jackson Mississippi. Where nowI am part of the Morning Wood.6-10 Monday through Friday.Where I leave you these parting words.Samuel Clemons once said"Better to have everyone think you are stupidthen opening your mouth and removing all doubt"DamnIm in the wrong business. If you were part of a nudist colony - what would be your nickname? ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------- They would call me Missouri... because that's the show me state!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------ Drink of choice? ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------ Red Bull and Vodka... nothing like mixing alcohol with an energy drink... so now not only are you drunk... your ready for a triathalon all at the same time! :)AND HE IS GETTING MARRIED
FAVORITE PORNSTAR
KRYSTAL STEAL
BRIANNA BANKS
TAWNY ROBERTS
JESSICA DRAKE
TAYLOR RAIN
TERA PATRICK
AMY LEE
fuck it OR ME!!!
View Results
Make your own poll
FAVORITE BAND
MUDVAYNE
METALLICA
STATIC X
DISTURBED
SLIPKNOT
KORN
HURT
HATEBREED
View Results
Make your own poll

Heroes:

----------------------_________---- --------------------o|.........|o-- --------------------o|.........|o-- --------------------o|......../o-- ---------------------|..-----/-- ----------------------||||||---- PETER NORTH ----------------------||||||---- --------------------- ||||||---- ----------------------||||||---- KRYSTAL STEAL ----------------------||||||---- ----------------------||||||---- ----------------------||||||---- BRIANNA BANKS ----------------------||||||---- ----------------------||||||---- ----------------------||||||---- KURT ANGLE ----------------------||||||---- ----------------------||||||---- ----------------------||||||---- TARA PATRICK ----------------------||||||---- ----------------------||||||---- TAYLOR RAIN ----------------------||||||---- ----------------------||||||---- AMY LEE ----------------------||||||---- ----------------------*||||*---- ---------------------*||||||*---- TRIPLE H --------------------*-0000-*---- -------------------*--f000--*---- --------myspace.com/blakesanden---- ALL PORNSTARS WELL MY -----------------*----0e00----*---- FAVS ARE ABOVE WITH ----------------*------BNS-----*---- ---------------*------||||||------*---- SOME WRESTLERS OH --------------*-------(-----)------*---- -------------*-----------*----------*---- ------------*-----------*-*----------*---- AND JENNA HAZE THERE
-----------*----------*----*----------*----

My Blog

THIS SHIT BETTA SHOW UP

----------------------_________------------------------o|... ......|o----------------------o|.........|o----------------- -----o|......../o-----------------------|..-----/----------- -------------||||||-...
Posted by Tanner on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 04:34:00 PST