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Abe

Hey, Mister, can you tell these dolphins to stop fucking me? ..... Oh Gawd!

About Me

You can't blow your nose with whiskey.
Pong: The Text Based Game
If you got deleted sorry just re-add yourself
Point Leader Board
This Competition Is In Music
9-5-06
1: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE YESTERDAY?
my girlfriend
2: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?
sleep
3: WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO?
breakfast
4: SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU IN 1995?
found out my mom was pregnant
5: LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD?
For the love of fuck man
6: HOW MANY DIFFERENT THINGS DID YOU DRINK TODAY?
water
7: WHERE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND(s) RIGHT NOW?
school
8: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
White with blue
9: LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Dante's Divine Comedy
10: LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Driving Lesssons
11: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FRONT DOOR?
purple
12: WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE?
pocket till i can buy something
13: WHAT IS THE WEATHER TODAY?
sun? dont know will be in basement all day
14: BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
two cows
15: SOMETHING YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT?
school
16: LAST RAINBOW YOU SAW?
fuck if i know
17: WHAT SIZE SHOE DO YOU WEAR?
13
18: DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS?
no
19: ARE YOU VERY RANDOM?
fucking pi man
20:HOW DO YOU WANT TO CUT YOUR HAIR?
cut?
21: ARE YOU OVER THE AGE OF 25?
No.
22: DO YOU TALK A LOT?
Yes.
23: DO YOU WATCH THE OC?
No.
24: DOES YOUR SCREEN NAME HAVE AN '' X '' IN IT?
fuck no
25: DO YOU KNOW ANYONE CALLED STEVE?
Yes.
26: DO YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS?
maybe if you take make up as steal
27: ARE YOU TICKLISH?
only two people and your not one of them
28: ARE YOU TYPICALLY A JEALOUS PERSON?
I can be.
29: NAME A FRIEND WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "D":
Daave
30: NAME A FRIEND WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH AN "A":
Amanda
31: 4TH PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS?
Sara
32: WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED SAY?:
kitten?
33: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
No.
34: DO YOU HAVE CURLY HAIR?
like pubes
35: WHAT IS THE NEXT CONCERT YOU'RE GOING TO?
At this rate, I don't know.
36: WHO IS THE COOLEST PERSON IN YOUR LIFE?
I have no idea.
37: WHAT SAYING DO YOU SAY A LOT?
fuck man
38: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
rice eggs and vienna sausage
39: HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
Yes. and all you fuck tards can stop going on about it most of you dont even understand the god damn movie anyway sot thshut the fuck up about it
40: DO YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW?
school
41: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
Fishing. Never hunting.
42: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Hopefully.
43: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT?
I don't know.
44: WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW?
Sleeping still?
45: DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Abe
46: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
No. Maybe lust, but not love.
47: ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
not really, unless it's my once-a-month sleep all day thing.
48: LAST TIME YOU USED A SKATEBOARD?
a year or three.
49: BEST MOVIE YOU'VE SEEN IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS?
Snakes on a plane motherfucker
50: WHAT KIND OF CELL PHONE DO YOU HAVE?
motorola v55.
51: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
every time we touch club remix with the bass turned up way loud.
52: ARE YOU CURRENTLY DEPRESSED?
contnet
53: WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
my girl
54: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
Hard Rock Halejulah.
54: COOLEST MUSIC VIDEO:
hard rock hallejulah.
55: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
A shirt and shorts.
56: CURRENT ANNOYANCE:
fucking donnie darko psuedo fans.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A Good Blog
Probably gonna get deleted for this but Fuck 'Em

The Myspace Report
Who Actually Owns Myspace?
The Truth About The Money and Founders Of MySpace.com
The Truth About The Money and Founders Of MySpace.com

Music:

Top Five Songs In No Order What So Ever.
1. Paradise By The Dashboard Lights
2. Bodies
3. Snap Yo Fingas
4. Disconnect The Dots
5. Play That Funky Music White Boy
Ten Points to whoever names the artists to all ten songs

This is just the stuff in my "My Music" folder, not including my "Import Music" folder.

AC DC
Areosmith
AFI
Alice In Chains
Atom And His Package
Avril Lavigne
Black Eyed Peas
Black Sabbath
Cheap Trick
Cursive
Deep Purple
Disturbed
Dream Theater
Dropkick Murphy's
Fatboy Slim
Flogging Molly
Gorillaz
Green Day
Kansas
King's X
Marylin Manson
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
No Doubt
O.A.R.
Pink Floyd
Powerman 5000
Queen
Queens Of The Stone Age
Radio Head
Rage Against The Machine
Rammstien
Reggie And The Full Effect
Royal K
Rush
Sean Paul
Slayer
Stray Cats
Sublime
System OF A Down
Tenacious D
The Beatles
The Bloodhound Gang
The Darkness
The Killers
The Misfits
The Police
The Ramones
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Strokes
The World-Inferno Friendship Society
Tonic
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
ZZ Top

Movies:

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Books:

"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't." That's only 2 types of people, kow. STUPID

Heroes:

ME, Tyler Durden, Cloud Strife, Squall Lionhart.

My Blog

Hey you creepy stalker!

so yeah theres this  girl who i used to datenow shes a creepy fucking stalker every girl i have talked to she has done her best to get in there livesnow i know your reading this so BACK THE FUCK OFFok...
Posted by Abe on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:24:00 PST

SEARCH

Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?SearchYeah wnt on SEARCH.  Meet this  really sweet girl.  I really like her.  she came to me when i was sick.  That ...
Posted by Abe on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:48:00 PST

eye toy

dude     i got and eyetoy with the game antigrav(think snowboard game) i then spent twenty min and now i have a webcam microphone and an eyetoy.     it fucking rules  ...
Posted by Abe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

boredom

look what i wasted my time on A - Age you got your first kiss: 15B - Band listening to right now: O.A.R.C - Crush: my girlD- Dad's name: fuck himE - Easiest person to talk to: mike F - Favorite artis...
Posted by Abe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SOAD Tickets

Dude got SOAD tickets for the Aug. 26 concert.   Fucking awesome
Posted by Abe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

night

three am and I can't fall asleep the girl next to me doesnt know my name i get outta bed run to the door she wakes up before i can escape she yells for me to stop but i'm out the door i jog to...
Posted by Abe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Religion

Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"AgnosticYou've probably studied loads of different religions, but you're just not sure if any of it is true. Evolution makes some sense to you, but it do...
Posted by Abe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST