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Mike Sparkfist

About Me


My wife is the coolest ever. I love it when she poops on me.



My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 28/12/2004
Band Members: Mike Sparkfist
Influences: black people
Sounds Like: puppies being kicked
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

It's monday. and it's cold.

really fucking cold.i wonder how much those electric socks cost.
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 10:56:00 GMT

What a fucking shit hole...

I'm speaking of Portland, and the scum that resides in it.On a good note, i heard you like mudkipz.  yes you.go youtube mudkipz and watch the 1:24 version of it.    yes you.  go. NAO!
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:43:00 GMT

Moving to Washington

We leave tomorrow.  Not really looking forward to it honestly.but it's better than lemoore.living in a cow's asshole is better than lemoore.  actually no it's not, because living in a cow's asshole is...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:45:00 GMT

Yea Yea...

I know I don't come on myspace that often or keep up my page, and my wife runs rampid on it and posts some ridiculous layout for me... but it's funny... and gay... but mostly funny.  i'll be on m...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 06:12:00 GMT

Ah Yes.... [November 29, 2008]

Much more his style! :)
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 12:05:00 GMT

Hawaii

is a place everyone should visit at least once in their life time.  i'm sitting here relaxing on my last day here, looking out this huge window in front of me, at a view of the ocean.  amazi...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 01:32:00 GMT

951-283-1829

call me mother fuckers.  i'll be hawaii for today and tomorrow morning.  i'll be back in San Diego on the 3rd of June.
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 16:18:00 GMT

Mike’s Gone Again, Sorry Guys And Girls [January 25, 2008]

This would be the wife again.  I was hoping I wouldn't have to see him go another time, but what can you do?  He's gone on a 4 month deloyment this time.  If you want to get ahold of hi...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:43:00 GMT

Gone

until the 14th.  Or something like that.  I forgot when... but it's some time around then when i'll be back.  email me [email protected] get a hold of me.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 05:06:00 GMT

Pulmonary Embolism

I have it.It's a blood clot in your lung.  I almost died.But now i'm fine.so. yea.i guess.
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:28:00 GMT