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I'd like to meet:

Nicolas Cage, Michael Buble, Gael Garcia Bernal, Jon Stewart, Michael C. Hall, Mike Rowe, Gerard Butler, Margaret Cho's mom, Will Arnett, Michael Cera, and that silver-haired fox, Anderson Cooper...

Your Linguistic Profile:
65% General American English
25% Yankee
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Dixie
0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

What..s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?
"Da Nine"
That's right. You're hardcore and prefer to keep your hands clean. Catch anyone messin' with you, and you'll bust out your nine and cap their bitch ass

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Music:

Movies:

Edward Scissorhands, Spirited Away, A History of Violence, The Night Before Christmas, Madagascar, Spellbound, Talk to Her, Borat, The Squid and the Whale, Murderball, The Godfather (Parts I and II), Frida, Hostage (It's actually very good- I was skeptical), Pan's Labyrinth, Almodovar's films & anything with Nicolas Cage and Gael Garcia Bernal. If they did a movie together, I would just die.

Television:

Dexter, Six Feet Under, Weeds, Heroes, House, Big Love, Prison Break, Malcom in the Middle, CSI (with the exception of CSI NY), the Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Dirty Jobs w/ Mike Rowe, MTV's True Life, anything on the National Geographic Channel, Discovery Channel, and TLC. Bring back Arrested Development!

Books:

"Middlesex" by Jeffrey Eugenides was by far the best book I've read in a long while... "Interpreter of Maladies" by Jhumpa Lahiri, "Good Scent From a Strange Mountain" by Robert Olen Butler, "The Known World" by Edward Jones... anything by Toni Morrison, Amy Tan, Cormac McCarthy, Carson McCullers, and (sadly) Oprah Book Club Books- they tend to do it for me.