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mUnKiE

About Me

.hello. .my name is rickey. .i enjoy things. .i teach because those who can't. .I have been murdered by energy drinks and methamphetamine. .I am a reborn phoenix. .i have friends. .my friends tolerate me. .i tolerate my friends. .i am a very nice person. .i am an asshole. .holler.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


2001 Pacific Crest Age-Out Victory Arc

Santa Clara Vanguard Cymbals Tap Chokes

Spirit Suicide Blindfold Machine
I'd like to meet me. I think I'd get a kick out of me for about 5 minutes then I'd wanna kick my annoying ass.Actually I'd love to meet myself inside my own head. The fleshly bounds of the body filter what the pure mind and pure heart are aching to make public. For instance, you tell someone I love you, but is that really enough all the time. You tell someone I hate you, is an H, an A, a T, and an E really going to convey to the world what pure thought/emotion you are trying to rock-skip throughout the universe? Even simple thoughts to one's self are hindered by the greyish matter that physically makes up the brain. We don't only use 10% of our brain's capacity because we refuse to or are not advanced enough to unlock our "full potential," we underacheive for 2 reasons, the inefficiency of thoughts trying to race through solid matter and insecurities. So if I could just lose this earthbound consciousness for a minute or 2, hell maybe even make all time stand still and just understand the full, uninhibited meaning of all the currently caramelly syrupy jammed thoughts and emotions that I really think and feel, that would be cool. Real cool. Super cool. For lack of a better word, yknow, cool.EDIT - 5/6/07 - Damn, in hindsight, it's hard to believe I wrote that. In a good way. I impress myself w/ my super-dopeness on a very regular basis. This sounds like something I'd ramble to any random Joe Blow Nobody, but of course it would never come out like that because in said situation I am often past exhaustion and beginning to flirt w/ delirium. See friends, this is what my ramblings look like before I "massacre" them everso unimpressively. Then proceed to rock the blingin' white sombrero hoodrich stylie.EDIT - 1/31/08 - Damn, in hindsight, I analyze myself a lot, maybe too much. Meh.

My Blog

essence of done

hope is borderline contentmentachievement makes happy butdoubt makes whisper miseryfailure chains weight crushhorrible blind balance of the unblind scales a dictatorvegas saint odd-makerprejudiced con...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:50:00 GMT

Insomnia is Terrible (so is stereotyping Jews)

I can't sleepI slept all day2 days agoI thinkThey run togetherThe daysI know I have to beUp in a few hoursThat isOf courseAssumingIt's MondayI hope I don'tSleep through TuesdayAlthoughA happy accident...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:30:00 GMT

Light in My Darkest Hour is Fear

Dark hour fearsNo longerA tickLoss-cuttingShips sailEpiphanizingly eyes awakenTo former impatienceLife once livedWas the dreamWhen reality wasa false reverierevered as perfectionRevealed to be simply ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:48:00 GMT

Dogma

Kevin Smith is the greatestReligious prophet that ever livedCatholicism is ridiculousFor the same reasonAdulterous and abusiveSouthern Baptist pulpit slappersMan wrote the Bible, Koran, Kabalah, etc.G...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:43:00 GMT

Conspiracy Theorists

NibiruConspiracymeets astronomymeets doomsdaymeets politicsLipsMeet my assLeave truth to factYouTube videos canbe truth to liarsandorexaggerrationistsandoragenda-mindedandorclose open-mindedjackassesT...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:39:00 GMT

Ralphee

Our Chihuahua isA riddleHow can a male dogBe a bitch,A pussy,and a jackassAll At Once?
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:38:00 GMT

Trojan Chinaski

Fuck you BukowskiMy pride was in purityUnspoiled thoughts inked with virginityNow my inner HackHas been HackedBy jackass GeniusInfluence is influenzaAt BestMaybe at WorstI'm not youI try not to tryI c...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:33:00 GMT

Possibly Picking a Fight

Propped up on my Parked PontiacPossibly PurposefullyPicking a fightProdding a PunkassPussy Property ownerPerpetually Pickled in aPletheora of "P" PoetryPatiently waiting inPossibleProbable vain forMy ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:31:00 GMT

Expensive To My Battery Budget

I seean ashtray1/4 full of sunflower seed shells1/4 full of cigarrette butts and ashSlouching Toward Nirvana: New PoemsBy Charles BukowskiHank Chinaskitwo phone chargersand an ear piece I never usea m...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:14:00 GMT

My WishList

1) Have a job that I can be content with for the next 2-3 years. 2) Have  friends that talk when they need to and butt out when they should. 3) Have a special someone that I can just enjoy a...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 23:40:00 GMT