A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I
want out of life is four little animals."The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that
be sugar?"The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage,
a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."The teacher fainted...
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You Are The Empress
You represent the ideal female figure: beauty and nurturing.
You bring security and harmony to many.
At times, you are also a very sensual person.
You are characterized by love, pleasure, and desire.
Your fortune:
You need to take some time to think about the role of commitment in your life.
It's possible you need to commit more to others, or deal with how others have treated you.
It is very important for you to support your friends and family right now, difficult as it may be.
You may need to look at your relationship with your mother, or your relationships as a mother.
What Tarot Card Are You?
You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.
What Mixed Drink Are You?
Not So Care Bear Name
Your Not So Care Bear Name is
Gambling Addict Bear
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You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Sweetest Sin
What's Your Porn Star Name?
Christmas Elf Name
My Christmas Elf Name is
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I'd like to meet:
Well, I am not really here to meet people but more or less to keep in touch with old friends. But I am always up to meeting new people, so if you are honest and an open with a great sense of humor, we can maybe even become friends at some point! :)If you should be so lucky! HAHAHAHA!
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jen will go to jail for ...
Performing a strip tease on the street
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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Music:
..Now for all the times you must go
Notice all the things you leave
So what's behind that stare
Am I there with youAnd as you turn to walk away
I can't help it
I can't help but feel those instincts
That want to dance with me[Chorus:]
Silhouette is painted on the wall
How many times can I say that I miss you
And everybody wants to know what's wrong
It's just the 700 mile situationWhy don't you tell me what you're scared of
You make me breathe so easy
And I'm a mess with reminders of you
I often wonder where you are sometimes
I close my eyes and picture it for a while
I rise, awake to find myself without you[Chorus]No one can tell me I don't know
About the ins and outs of how it goes
Impulse traveler
Why can't you stay with me tonight
What's your soul taste like babyAnd all them tell me I should take it slow
Don't want to find myself too deep in so
I keep stumbling
Pulling back while my dreams propelling
Don't hold back
My constitution's crumbling[Chorus]
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Your Life Path Number is 9
Your purpose in life is to make the world better
You are very socially conscious and a total idealist.
You think there are many things wrong with the world, and you want to fix them.
You have a big idea of how to world could be, and you'll sacrifice almost anything to work towards this dream.
In love, you can easily see the beauty in someone else. And you never cling too tightly.
You are capable of great love, but it's hard for you to focus your love on one person or relationship.
You have a lot of outward focus, and you tend to blame the world for your failures.
You are often disappointed by the realities of life - it's hard for you to accept the shortcomings of the world.
What Is Your Life Path Number?
You Are Wind
Strong and overpowering
A force to be reckoned with, no one dares cross you
You have the power to change everything around you
You are best known for: your wrath
Your dominant state: commanding
What Type of Weather Are You?
Movies:
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As I had said, I looove movies. All kinds of movies not just cheesy girlie movies...so let me just state a few of my favorites: Ms. Congeniality, Bronx Tale, Scarface, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Italian job, Dumb & dumber, Memento, Office Space, American History X and I can go and on...
Television:
You Are a Natural Flirt
Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive!
What Kind of Flirt Are You?
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary
Books:
My personal favorites are biographies...I LOVE reading about someones lives and turmoil they have gone through to get where they are. I love the biography on Slash...hes so fuckin rad!"What every woman needs"
By MAYA ANGELOU
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - enough money within her control to move out and
rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - something perfect to wear if the employer, or
date of her dreams, wants to see her in an hour.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - a youth she's content to leave behind.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill,
and a black lace bra.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - one friend who always makes her laugh
and one who lets her cry.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - a good piece of furniture not previously owned
by anyone else in her family.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems,
and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - a feeling of control over her destiny.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - how to fall in love without losing herself.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - how to quit a job, break up with a lover,
and confront a friend without ruining the friendship.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - when to try harder and
WHEN TO WALK AWAY!
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - that she can't change the length of
her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - that her childhood may not have been
perfect but it's over.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - what she would and wouldn't do
for love or more.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - how to live alone even if
she doesn't like it.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - whom she can trust, whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't take it personally.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - where to go, be it to her best friend's
kitchen table or a charming Inn in the woods, when her soul needs soothing.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - what she can and can't accomplish in a
day a month and a year.
Heroes:
What every woman needs...
BY MAYA ANGELOU
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - enough money within her control to move out and
rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - something perfect to wear if the employer, or
date of her dreams, wants to see her in an hour.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - a youth she's content to leave behind.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill,
and a black lace bra.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - one friend who always makes her laugh
and one who lets her cry.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - a good piece of furniture not previously owned
by anyone else in her family.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems,
and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored.
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE - a feeling of control over her destiny.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - how to fall in love without losing herself.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - how to quit a job, break up with a lover,
and confront a friend without ruining the friendship.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - when to try harder and
WHEN TO WALK AWAY!
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - that she can't change the length of
her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - that her childhood may not have been
perfect but it's over.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - what she would and wouldn't do
for love or more.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - how to live alone even if
she doesn't like it.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - whom she can trust, whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't take it personally.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - where to go, be it to her best friend's
kitchen table or a charming Inn in the woods, when her soul needs soothing.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW - what she can and can't accomplish in a
day a month and a year.
Positive Traits in Love: Playful, friendly, spontaneous, open minded, caring, devoted, liberal, understanding, tolerant, benevolent.Negative traits: Erratic, undependable, self oriented, cold, aloof, mean, self centered, unable to commit, judgmental, fickle.
