Just push play |
Tomorrow life as Jeanine knows it is changed.
I am going to bed single, and waking up girlfriend.
I'm not exactly 100% sure how I feel about this. He's special, and wonderful, and we're g... Posted by I don't know how that rumor got started on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST |
When my boyfriend gets back he's going to kick your ASS |
Haha, probably not, he'll probably think you're cool and have a drink with you while I sulk.
Today I fell down a flight of stairs. From the top to 3 steps from the bottom. Head first.&nbs... Posted by I don't know how that rumor got started on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:20:00 PST |
bathtub |
tonight I learned how to take a man down by grabbing his wrist in just the right place. I think... It works in theory, but I'm not sure if I'll a) think to do it in the right situation b) actual... Posted by I don't know how that rumor got started on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:59:00 PST |
that's going to leave a mark. |
On saturday, I fell down a hill. Yeah sure, i was drunk, and mooning the passersby on the adjacent freeway when I lost my balance, but that's beside the point. I have a large bruise on my ... Posted by I don't know how that rumor got started on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:14:00 PST |
Coolest Catsitter Evar? Maybe not, but we're bonding |
Posted by I don't know how that rumor got started on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:30:00 PST |
Serious? |
I just saw an advertisement for a chrysler minivan. A cafeteria full of loud kids suddenly gets quiet when the teacher flips down the dvd screen. the calamity in the cafeteria comes t... Posted by I don't know how that rumor got started on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:09:00 PST |
old |
The old doesn't hit you when people start calling you ma'am, or when you buy your first car on your own, do your taxes. Nooooo... the old didn't hit me until babies started running up to me in s... Posted by I don't know how that rumor got started on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:18:00 PST |
It looks so much more ridiculous in writing... but I still sent it! |
To Chevron Customer Service Department,I thank you for taking the time to listen to my complaint. For the ten years I've been driving, I have always preferred to use Chevron gas stations, I... Posted by I don't know how that rumor got started on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:36:00 PST |
I'm a lousy mother |
My houseplants always bring to mind that crappy Sandra Bullock-rehab movie. Where they state: Don't even think about getting into a relationship until you can keep a plant alive... once yo... Posted by I don't know how that rumor got started on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:29:00 PST |
Drama Queens |
are fucking annoying. Posted by I don't know how that rumor got started on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:39:00 PST |