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scott

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About Me

words just won't work
words are slowly demeaning their meanings
words make things worse
words are always repeating
losing their meaning

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fuck ya'll. all ya'll. if ya'll don't like me, blow me.

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the greatest night in musical history: july 13, 2007.
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 06:33:00 GMT

how many fucking country music stations are there in york, pa?

on my way to work today, i searched my car radio for either a classic rock anthem or a 90's a hip-hop jam. what i found was neither. station after fucking station, i heard a twangy voice singing about...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:10:00 GMT

SHIT TOWN VOL. I

Chapter 1Voyage to Shit Town and Minor Pre-Shit Town HappeningsCradling my child and walking amongst six of my best bros, I managed to trip into a raging pile of shit. My bros and I had been traveling...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 22:36:00 GMT

children's story.

each passage = a page. *better with illustration.The Friendly Trollby Scott RayburnUnder a bridge in the meadow, a troll waits.The troll was the most beautiful troll in all of the land. His neon orang...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 19:50:00 GMT

gold soundz (one-act play)

written by me and weston davis garton.(Gregory and Frances are closing their record store, Gold Soundz, when Gregory discovers something.)Gregory: Frances! Come over here!Frances: Why man? I just want...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:53:00 GMT

PITCHFORK MUSIC FESTIVAL: EVERYTHING YOU WANNA KNOW AND MORE!

this is fucking great. baking, live jazz music playing from the bar in my hotel, the windy city, feeling clean.i will now tell the general public the ranking of the bands that played today.9. the futu...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 22:47:00 GMT

sickest shit ever.

so i am in chicago. today after leaving the virgin megastore my dad and i stopped and witnessed something of the most epic proportions. there was a fit black man dressed in a spandex leopard-print ful...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 19:37:00 GMT

cursive/make believe @ the chameleon club in lancaster, pa

a show review:i arrived at the chameleon club in downtown lancaster around 5:45 last night (july 12.) the doors to the club opened around 6 and the opening band, la salle (members of small brown bike,...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 22:54:00 GMT

that fucking bird part two

Gregory was expecting the apocolypse by then, but what he was about to encounter was much worse.***    Greg grabbed his cellular phone. Even though times were rough, Pritchards could ea...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 21:10:00 GMT

that fucking bird

i've been reading a lot of Bukowski and smoking a lot and decided to write a novel. this is how it's going so far...    That fucking bird... that fucking bird!, yelled Reverend Gregory ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 21:51:00 GMT