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About Me

I am Russian; no it doesn't mean vodka, KGB or some other fantasy Mr. Bond. It just might explain the pictures. I'm in the states from 11 yrs of age so trow the Russian Bride thing out the window too. In terms of my personality, you should be so lucky as to figure me out. (I know my self for 28 years and I'm still scratching my head in wonder sometimes) I can be so many things. It all depends on my mood. I am easy going, that is constant. Everything interests me, I find all things fascinating.99 % percent of the time I'm happy and if you are the cause of the 1%. RUN. Don't look back. It's gonna get ugly. Make sure you've got a will and life insurance.I can stay at home and listen to my favorite Mozart album (which happens to be Requiem) or put on the leather and go for a rock concert followed by a yoga class) If you are my friend, you long ago stopped figuring me out and putting me into a niche. You love me because I make you laugh and I am right there beside you when you get in trouble. Someone once said that a good friend is not the one bailing you out, but the one sharing the cell with you. Yep that's me, sitting with you and if you only listened to me we would have gotten away with it. (OH well, at least it was fun)!In reality I hate profiles. They are like obituaries. No one writes the truth and everything is perfect. So, when was the last time you read something good on a tombstone? (If you have please send it to me I need a good laugh or at least I will settle for a giggle this late at night)
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My Interests

Oh god, don't make me list them. This is NOT the Miss America pageant. I am not wearing the bathing suit (let's skinny dip much more fun) Plus what do you think. Books, music etc. No one ever reads this. How about this, I want to climb on top of the Pyramid in Machu Pichu and give a Tarzan yell, and live life to the fullest. So if I am lucky enough to die in bed (hopefully from sexual exertion at ripe old age of 99) I want to have no regrets that I didn't get to do something.

I'd like to meet:

An alien life form that understands women and brings chocolate that you don't gain weight from. Ok, Ok I will settle for an Earthling, carbon based life form with etc etc. (Still bring the chocolate, it can't hurt

Music:

Music is my passion. My ipod is full and the thing holds 5000 songs. You can tell how I'm feeling by the music playing. Sorry country fans that is one thing I can't listen to sober. Otherwise Mozart, lives happily next to my Aerosmith who shares the room with my Hanz Zimmer sountracks and Ella Fizgerald is bunking with some Indian chants.

Movies:

Movies can be a good thing. If you read my profile, this entry should not shock you. I love a good heist movie. mmmmhhhhh yum. A clever mystery is great too unless the butler did it, then I want my 8.50 back. Blood doesn't bother me (example Pulp Fiction) Save me, I'm about to quote. ahhhh the pain of the royal with cheese. ok. Thats over. Love action, yes I know what you are thinking, but what about the plot in those? Who cares at this point look at the cars, the guns and muscle. I am in popcorn heaven and let go of my gummy bears he is about to shoot the biggest gun I've ever seen. OOOOOOHHHHH AHHHHH. On more serious note the aesthetic quality of What Dreams Can Come can only compare to the subtle plot of the Red Violin which also reminds us of the human almost Macbeth like quality of the Godfather. Ok moment over lets get back to reality and watch those stupid old horror flicks. Oh no, Look out Vegetable space Monster thing, they got a flame thrower. Quickly say the lines with me girls and boys.... We come in peace and take me to your leader. Oh too late. He is toast. Come on You mean you conquered the deep space travel and this idiot does you in with a can of hairspray. Honestly where is the justice in this world. Oh well it was the 50s. They didn't know any better just look at the hair. (hmmm on the other hand lets not mention the 80s, or the 90s hair either.)

Television:

I need to be a TV writer NOTHING good is on. I can't do worse. Don't kill me Soprano fans I am not talking about cable. It's not TV its HBO. Enough said.

Books:

Congratulations, you have read to the end of this thing. You are either really bored or interested. So for that, you win a free subscription to what the hell are you doing home. If you are still here and have not clicked over to see some girls boobs, I salute you. You have now passed the test and here is your golden ticket. You may write back at your own risk. The management is not responsible for any lost articles or brain cells.

My Blog

Fantasy Fest 2006

Fantasy Fest Every year Key West lets people of all ages to shed all their problems and for one night live out their fantasy. The best part of this crazy mess is not the fabulous co...
Posted by Kisa on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:47:00 PST

North Carolina or Is that English y'all speaking?

As any good adventure this happened without a plan. While looking at the map of the USA. My partner in crime (this is turning into a regular Thelma and Louse minus a fiery death) decided tha...
Posted by Kisa on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:16:00 PST

To pay or not to pay?

To pay or not to pay that is the question. As a single girl going out with guys this little question posses an interesting dilemma at the end of an evening. If I don't will he think that he is e...
Posted by Kisa on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:41:00 PST

There is no place like home

I am back in the land of suntan lotion. Where smoking, drinking and partying is not a hobby but an art form. Our airoplaine barely touched the runway as Djules and I made an exit ...
Posted by Kisa on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 01:59:00 PST

The battle and the hotel

The following Tuesday we moved into a hotel. Let just say the move was inspired by a visit from the guys mother (who didnt even know about me but when he brought up the subject that he is not g...
Posted by Kisa on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:56:00 PST

A few fun moments

Here are a few fun moments before our prison break. For the reasons known only to God and management of our rental, the water heater in our apartment only provided us with enough hot water for ex...
Posted by Kisa on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:46:00 PST

If looks could kill

I often hear the comment that if my looks could kill the person I am currently focused on would be 6 feet under. Not having a mirror at that moment I can't understand what in the world are they talkin...
Posted by Kisa on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:28:00 PST

Russians in Seattle

This is a blog on my very recent move to Seattle. Why do you ask anyone would leave sunny and oh so naked Miami for rainy Seattle? Because even silicone and coconuts can start to get on your nerves if...
Posted by Kisa on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 02:32:00 PST

life in general

So here are a few thoughts about life in general. My motto for the day is Carpe diem. Seize the day. I noticed that it takes a lot of energy to be unhappy. (But why? You look bad, yo...
Posted by Kisa on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 06:17:00 PST