I'm a compact, little Italian who doesn't take shit from nobody! you mess wit me and i'll put your brain to sleep, got it! I love tall women and bashing peoples brains in wit my louisville slugger, if you know what I mean. I can be a nice guy when I feel like it and I encourage you not to get on my bad side, cause I think disrespect is bull sh*t!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: 2/9/1943
Birthplace: New York
Current Location: none of your god damn business
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: grey
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: Italian, bitch
The Shoes You Wore Today: my wing tips
Your Weakness: I have none, fucker
Your Fears: turtles
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and 9mm bullets
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: wack as many sons of bitches as i can
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: U motha fucka u
Thoughts First Waking Up: where's my Gat?
Your Best Physical Feature: my nipples, not too big or small
Your Bedtime: when ever i feel like, fucker
Your Most Missed Memory: yesterday
Pepsi or Coke: sprite, u motha fucka
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendy's, asshole
Single or Group Dates: threesomes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lemonade
Chocolate or Vanilla: rocky road
Cappuccino or Coffee: hot chocolate
Do you Smoke: only the green shit
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: fuck no
Do you Shower Daily: weekly
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: hell no
Do you want to get Married: divorced
Do you belive in yourself: what u think
Do you get Motion Sickness: i trow up
Do you think you are Attractive: look at me, i'm an asshole
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: i killed dem
Do you like Thunderstorms: they scare me
Do you play an Instrument: the pussy like a violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i'm drinking now
In the past month have you Smoked: i faded out of my mind
In the past month have you been on Drugs: in the last hour
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I ran her over
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no way, thats gay
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: cook that shit
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: I RAN HER OVER!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah
Ever been Drunk: since i was 6
Ever been called a Tease: fuck no
Ever been Beaten up: hell fucken no
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: with a 45 to my head
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: are fuckin kidding
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, the motha land
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black, i think
Favourite Hair Color: going bald
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: tall baby
Weight: i'm not picky
Best Clothing Style: feminine
Number of Drugs I have taken: 8
Number of CDs I own: 1, best of barry manilow
Number of Piercings: none, you fuckin jew
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not a damn thing
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