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About Me

The time of season is coming where I get very unique, original, and admittedly abnormal off the cuff ideas to help me deal with the the consistent trickle of misery that flows through my snow blind mind. It's probably a lot like Chinese water torture. One I'd like to share with all (or none)of you goes a bit like this:Slipping into a wet suit and pair of flippers with a snorkeling kit on my head, dousing my flippers with gasoline, lighting myself on fire while running down various downtown streets in here in beautiful Syracuse, screaming wildly while simultaneously flailing around and laughing like Ray Liotta's portrayal of Henry Hill in Goodfellas. Frequent urination will also be abundant. I will most likely be drunk, and hopefully make the national news; while at the same time (KHARMA ON MY SIDE), somehow avoiding prison. I will have a rowboat with a 5 hp motor ready for me at Onondaga Lake Park in Liverpool, where my escape to the other side of it will happen cruising through toilet water, with a small shit wake behind me, at around 10 miles an hour. I plan to still be ablaze, and will look beautiful from the highway. This will be a representation of true freedom. You'll never catch me SPD.

My Interests

music.
paintings.
drawings.
pictures.
exercise.
nutrition.
water.
wine.
whiskey.
conquering addiction.
shoes.
hats.
redirection of negative energy.
correct positioning of positive energy.
energy in general.
human beings.
rights.
Libertarianism.
purpose.
the point.
time.
GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interested at a naked library and read stories aloud about how being naked in public is wrong, while attempting to speak in a voice combo of Opera and Dr. Phil.

My Blog

PaTh reLaPse

It all begins with a Ring... its tone redundant, bludgeoning my eardrums non-stop at 9 amI wouldn't mind smashing telephones (cellular/land line/toy etc.) yesterday it was a televisionmy eyes feel ele...
Posted by Koijots Grust on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:58:00 PST

Ann

The greatest woman I have ever had the pleasure of knowing has left this physical world. She will be missed by many. I am ONE.
Posted by Koijots Grust on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 08:31:00 PST

So Last Night..................

I let a bunch of drunken lunatics have at my head of 1982 Uncle Rico/Dirk Diggler hair with an extremely dull pair of stationary scissors....I have been blabbing about wanting the worst haircut anyone...
Posted by Koijots Grust on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:45:00 PST

Captured Coyote

Captured Coyote Returned To WildWild Coyote Relaxes In Quizno's Soda CoolerCHICAGO -- The coyote who surprised people in the loop when he casually strolled into a Quizno's sub shop Tuesday is back in ...
Posted by Koijots Grust on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:56:00 PST

Buy this band's album (MODUS)

Since the day we (T.E.) first shared the stage with these guys, I was an instant fan of their music. Their latest release "Only The Sleeping Will Know" is fucking epic man...and I mean fucking epic.&n...
Posted by Koijots Grust on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:18:00 PST

America: Freedom to Fascism

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Posted by Koijots Grust on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:20:00 PST