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Nick

About Me

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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Beautiful Girls (1996)

Beautiful Girls (1996)   Paul: Did you hear that Andera went back to Chicago ? She was supposed to stay through the reunion. She just up and left. What did you say to her in that ice shack, Will?...
Posted by Nick on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST

True Love

"I say hurl.  If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours.  But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be." ~Wayne (Wayne's World,1992)
Posted by Nick on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:39:00 PST

U-Haul Party

December 19, 2005 2:20 Pm, I get a phone call urging to keep the tradition of U-Haul Party alive.  Occurring only once hardly suffices classification of a tradition, but the impetus of blowing sc...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:57:00 PST

Too perfect?

I had a science teacher once tell me that they felt that the earth is too perfect to not have some sort of divine intervention paving a way for life and the ability for earth to maintain life.  I...
Posted by Nick on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 09:06:00 PST

What is blue steel anyways?

Mugatu: Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking c...
Posted by Nick on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 01:05:00 PST