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About Me

What can i say? i drink i eat, i breathe and excrete, i have the functions of a living thing and living is what i and most others try to do. effort seems to be one of the hardest things but isn't that always the case eh? any who this is me, a single white boy living in a formerly prosperous area which has degenerated from a steel town to a rust heap. I'm what you'd expect, but twice as incoherent, pessimistic, at times accidentally patronizing but thats what you get in this GIR shaped guy you see, or don't see, before you. Among other things i'm also one of the main proprietors of the online magazine Necromag .. Toodles.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my own personal goals, my own personal jesus, everyone who was gonna work on tapeworm and ask "What the fuck were you doing all that time?", my heroes up close, my enemies at a medium distance and my nemesis' through 12 inches of plate glass. Is there something in my teeth?

My Blog

Previously on The life of Gir:

Hey guys! I've not posted in quite a long time. Heres life in bullet points:1. I had an interview for an NCTJ accredited Journalism course on August 8th2. I Got accepted August 13th!Awesome. I'm so ex...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:33:00 GMT

I’ve been Gone, Six feet Below..

But I've been working down there, with a team of the dead and their commanding Lich to forge a site the likes of which has never been seen!Or maybe it has.In short;Necromag, a music, cinema, and gener...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:52:00 GMT

Long Time Coming

Ok, so its been a long time since I updated. Before Whitby. A fair Bit to say.Well, Whitby came and went and I kept a short log of what was happening for part of it.Which shall be pasted thusly. The l...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:52:00 GMT

An Invite & A Day Awake..

The invite in question apertains to a certain event known as Fab and Kinky at T.J.'s in Newport. Granted, its not around the corner for us all, but I'lll have been paid and It has Angelspit. If y'all ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:59:00 GMT

In Brief..

I got my lip pierced yesterday.And its swollen to the size of a watermelon. That is all.[G.I.R]
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 07:06:00 GMT

Im Not Even Supposed To be Here Today...

..Well, about half of my work here is done, and in the silence of a monday morning shift i wrote my official letter of complaint about my latest nemesis. Then i mopped up. I can hear what sounds like ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:23:00 GMT

The Greatest Adventure, Non coin op.

We Have just had the greatest wednesday ever, which may have started with two boiled eggs and a side order of disorganised guilt, but led to us piecing together the last part of the goth weekend puzzl...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:36:00 GMT

Head Of Steam

..Tonight, I've been sweltering. Pouring sweat like one in the employ of this building is likely to do. I've had a bit of momentumn since i started wr...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:56:00 GMT

12 hours of fuziness over acheypain

Sleep! Ah, blissful sleep. over 12 hours of it infact, having only woken up at ten to four. Now here we are, an hour later, two jacket potatoes and a kiev later(don't forget the sweetcorn![I liek Corm...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:42:00 GMT

Decafeinated Grind

My posts have been irregular for some time. I've hardly even written in my own real life journal since April. The last news in that hits the notes of "Me and Kim ended, Andy died". I continued a...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 09:14:00 GMT