Kyle has a strong passion for music, stock car racing, and rasslin!
Kyle owns two kickass ferrets
Kyle will always be straight edge as fuck
Kyle is an amateur aquarist
Kyle has always been "down with the brown"
Kyle has never broken a bone
Kyle looks up to many, but looks down on no one
Kyle has a very twisted sense of humor
Deep down inside Kyle is actually 5 years old
Kyle has beef with no one, but only because he's not hungry at the moment
Kyle prefers to pay with cash
Kyle likes his ladies the same as his wine- 12 years old and locked in a cellar. This is obviously a joke
Kyle loves burning candles
Kyle is a christian but chooses not to attend church
Kyle doesn't watch tv very much
Kyle loves starbucks but is not a fan of their prices
Kyle's favorite store is toys r us. Don't ask
Kyle is very reclusive
Kyle never stands still on people movers
Kyle has plans to move to canada
Kyle's favorite food is chinese
Kyle is still puzzled as to why men choose to wear girl pants and/or eyeliner
Kyle is quite regular when it comes to poopy time
Kyle's favorite shape is the octagon
Kyle loves to fish
Kyle's favorite soda is coca-cola
Kyle is getting tattoos in the near future
Kyle is extremely sentimental
Kyle is terrified of the future
Kyle fucking hates myspace, but uses it to keep in touch with friends
Kyle brushes twice a day
Kyle is a texting machine
Kyle's favorite fast food restaurant is chick fil a
Kyle always obeys the speed limit
Kyle loves the city of charlottesville
Kyle hates smoking
Kyle loves picnics
Kyle is almost always cold
Kyle has a queen sized bed
Kyle actually doesn't mind his job
Kyle wants a wife and kids and a hybrid car
Kyle owns a corncob pipe but chooses not to use it for obvious reasons
Kyle has an alter ego named "Big Daddy K"
Kyle loves energy drinks but has recently cut back on them
Kyle doesn't mind the smell of skunks
Kyle loves burts bees chapstick
Kyle drives a 2003 ford taurus and he loves that motherfucker
Kyle has never used performance enhancing drugs
Kyle once ran into Joe the plumber in bath & body works
Kyle's favorite actor is Jerry Stiller
Kyle always folds his toilet paper before wiping
Kyle hates balancing his check book
Kyle will never be seen wearing eye liner, girl pants, or v necks.
Kyle has recently developed road rage out the ass
Kyle has little to no shame
Kyle hates when mutha uckas uck with his shi
Kyle has friends in low places
Kyle is one of those discovery channel freaks
Kyle has only killed one animal while driving. That damn buzzard had it coming anyway...
Kyle misses his broseph Angul
Kyle loves fiji water
Kyle collects action figures
Kyle has a somewhat impressive autograph collection
Kyle hates Kyle facts
Kyle has names for all of his guitars
Kyle spends wayyy too much money
Kyle might be white, but his rhymes is tight
Kyle was a nickelodeon kid
Kyle hates getting hair cuts
Kyle prefers cats over dogs
Kyle enjoys eating frog legs
Kyle loves topekas steakhouse & saloon
Kyle has nice feet for a guy
Kyle doesn't have an excessive amount of body hair
Kyle always donates to the petsmart charities
Kyle has the same birthday as lil bow wow (we usually have brunch)
"In your world you can take a pen and write on a piece of paper and destroy 200,000 people or more and it's ok because you don't have to see it..."
-Charles Manson
