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The Fart PoemA fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud.A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known, To sound just like a song.Some farts do not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger awhile.A fart can create A most-curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, but deadly.A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone With strange looks on their faces.From wide-open prairies, To small elevators, A fart will find all of us Sooner or later.So be not afraid Of the invisible gas, For always remember, That farts, too, shall pass.