Ladies, I'm not being a traitor. I swear. |
Alright, I was going through my bulletins the other day, and I know I've seen this one before, it's one of those bulletins that people copy and paste. By the way, I HATE those. I only seen ONE that I ...
Posted by Maya on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:49:00 PST |
i am one provocative mofo. |
this is my opinion. don't try to change it. express yours, but don't try to tell me i'm wrong.
frustrating bullshit that is America's system of higher learning.
the time i've got left to prove ...
Posted by Maya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
finally, a signature maya blog. you bitches happy now? |
Ode to My Friends
when i think of my friends,i get to wondering and shit,like, who'll be the one to popmartha's cherry like a zit?
here is my commentary,of this past late night,after reading this, ple...
Posted by Maya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Another night of cheating death. MMHMM! |
i saw the dude from the maya got fingered night. my god, either someone beat that bitch with an ugly stick, or i was drunk as all high fucking hell.
hmmm...i pick C, both of the above. i felt so dam...
Posted by Maya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i want your opinion drizzled all over my naked body. |
man, the things folks say when you ain't confirmin' nor denyin' what they're saying.
i think i was a pretty good sport in this conversation, don't you?
this time, i have changed names to protect the...
Posted by Maya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
WWMD? |
Today, I'm writing a different type of blog. instead of talking shit or putting cunts on blast, i'm giving mad fucking props to none other than my brain.
no bullshit. my brain's always been sharp as ...
Posted by Maya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ain't that about a bitch? |
OK, bitches. listen and listen good. you should never fuck anyone you meet off the internet.
but i know you all have
if you haven't fucked someone you met over the internet, you're a virgin or you'...
Posted by Maya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Dickless Vagina: The Maya Blanco Story. |
that's right, my vagina has not met a penis for 2 months. 2 FUCKING MONTHS. but, when my vagina does meet one, i suspect it will go something like this:
Penis: Hey.
Vagina: Hey, big boy.
Penis: P...
Posted by Maya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
maya got fingered. |
'Twas a night of fine dizzle,
When all through that place,
I anxiously hoped,
To get to at least second base.
drinks were flowing,
by 1 in the morning,
me,cris, and gabbs,
were getting pretty...
Posted by Maya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
my boobs are humongus. |
if i were a guy, i would totally try to see if i would let me stick my nose in my cleavage and making a helicopter noise with my mouth.
ever notice how nothing seems better than what it is when you...
Posted by Maya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
