Yo Bitches!
Yes thats right its Gladys Aldroyd the old ride. Well....what to say about myself.....firstly i wish to thank Tom from myspace for being able to interpret what i am talking about.....it's really fookin' hard to type with these paws, as my owners don't walk me enough!!
i'm a sexy bitch...but don't give it up for any dog i see...some fooker called Taffy tried to mount me on numerous occasions.....but i need romancing first and he just didn't get it!! so i kicked him to the curb!!
now i'm free and single and on the prowl! grrrrrrr woof!
i like to eat anything......except slug pellets!! my friend ate some once coz he was obviously brain damaged from birth and ended up on a drip!!....well i did tell him to try them first! when i saw him dribbling and falling about..i thought fuck that!!! my favourite food is meat!!!mmmm..woof!!
my favourite toy is a plastic pork chop that squeaks..fookin brilliant..gets me everytime...except when its in my basket!! it scares the shit out of me when i sit on it!!hahah woof!
I'm still young...although i do have showings of grey hair...but i think it adds something to my Beauty...don't ya think??......I love people...but because my bark is soo powerful they end up telling me to shutup!! bastards!! but i love licking people....i love other dogs too.....except dogs with disabilities!! i once met a deaf dog and couldn't understand what the fuck he was barking on about!! i can't be dealing with that....my owners had already hooked me up with a retard dog..next they wanted to add a deaf dog in there as well!!! fuck that.. i made my feeling well clear.....needless to say..it just me on my own now......the retard dog ended up on a farm..in a barn being able to chew all the fuckin furniture he wanted to...he's very happy now....welll whatever floats your boat!!! i'll stick to me pork chop thanks!!
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