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Make photo slide shows at www.OneTrueMedia.comWhen I notice a dead fly on the windowsill-one that wasnt there the day before-I always wonder how he died. I wonder if he had a stroke, or maybe a little fly heart attack. Then I think maybe hes just pretending to be dead so I wont swat him. So I swat him.There are caregivers and caretakers, and yet the two words are not opposites. Why is this?More people write poetry than read it.I finally figured out what email is for. Its for communicating with people you'd rather not talk to.Heres something you cant do by yourself: practice shaking hands.ive never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.a lot of gay men stay in the closet because they're interested in fashion.I have an impersonal trainer. we meet at the gym, we dont talk, he works out alone, and I go home.
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My Interests

Guitar.Music.Movies.Friends.

I'd like to meet:

"Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke Throw you in a choke - gun smoke, gun smoke Biggie Smalls for mayor, the rap slayer The hooker layer - motherfucker say your prayers Hail Mary full of grace.. smack the bitch in the face; take her Gucci bag and the North Face off her back, jab her if she act funny with the money oh you got me mistaken honey I don't wanna rape ya, I just want the paper"it was all a dream .. i used to read word up magazine

Music:

311, Alice in chains, AntiFlag, Atreyu, Bad Religion, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Marley, Bone Thugs, Candlebox, Chamillionare, CKY, Coheed, Collective Soul, Counting Crows, Cracker, Crossfade, Cypress Hill, Deftones, Dimmu, Eminem, Filter, Flickerstick, Foo Fighters, Fuel, Funeral For A Friend, Goo Goo Dolls, Gorillaz, HIM, ICP, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Kittie, Kottonmouth Kings, Led Zeppelin, Lil Wayne, Lil Wyte, Lit, Ludacris, Matchbox 20, Mike Jones, Misfits, Nickleback, Nirvana, No Doubt, Oleander, Pink Floyd, Seven Mary Three, Smashing Pumpkins, Spacehog, Stabbing Westward, Staind, Stone Temple Pilots, SUBLIME, System Of A Down (old),TRIVIUM T.I., Temple Of Dogs, The Offspring, Notorious BIG, The Toadies, The Used, Three 6 Mafia, Tom Petty, Tonic, Vertical Horizon, Wallflowers, Weezer, Tool.. ^This is Kelby. He's amazing^

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Dazed and Confused, Requiem For A Dream, Sin City, CKY

Television:

OZ, Sex and the City, That 70's Show
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