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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator---hello everyone :) im jess, altho i sincerely believ that ther is a 'u' missing from my name and i am the modern day jesus. i cant quite walk on water but i can drink it and im good at touching ppl, so i think thats enough evidence really.---i am part of the world exclusive JEN, and love my girlies Egbert and Nathaniel! we hav some pretty spectacular moments, many of them drunken, wich is what life is all about! theyr always ther for me 2 tell me im not socially acceptable n that i look like i have a life-threatening disease;i dont kno what id do without them!......have other friends i guess, but they wudnt be newhere near as good! love u girlies!---i hav a wonderful lil sis: the fraz! shes the bees knees, which can be problematic if the bee falls over but it works out for her most of the time. we get on surprisingly well n we r very good at sharing wardrobes :) shes utterly hilarious, but does hav a tendency to spit her drink out at the dinner table. nice.---in the not so distant future i will own a flat with a wall of fish, with my partner in fruit pastel crime, laura. she is rather awesome, altho her scalp doesnt stretch quite as far as ashleys.---despite popular belief i do have friends other than egbert and nathaniel. one of my most fantastical friends is daz! not only is he a really good friend who is always there 4 me, but he also taught me how 2 make paper aeroplanes! we also hav plans 2 get busking licenses and go out busking dressed as the juggernaut and catwoman (hes the juggernaut). hes a really funny guy and fun 2 work with!! daz, ur the shit!---i also have a friend called kat. despite what her name implies she is actually human, and a very fabulous one at that! iv known her forever so it doesnt matter if we make disgusting noises in each others presence n other things of that nature :) wen we wer lil i always thought of us as french n saunders cuz i was fat n brunette n she was blonde n skinny! rock on taff!---adam gets motion sickness from rough sex (apparently.) he has the koolest dog in the world cuz he goes FLOP!---CHARLIE EARLEY IS FANTASTICAL AND AMAZING!!! she quite rightly pointed out that i failed to acknowledge her in this section which i admit was wrong and unjust of me. i truly am sorry charlie! anyway, iv known charlie forever and a day and she is, in emma's words "the lovliest of lovlies!" :D i dont see her very often tho, and i miss her very much :( she has a lovely bf and they r the cutest couple ever! :D shes reeeeaaallly gorgeous, so gorgeous that i often fantasise of being a man and marrying her. true story. LOVE U CHARLIE!!! xxx---i love murray most of all!!! wev bin going out for a loooong time and he is amaaazzzing! :D he has a super sexy motorbike wich vibrates, not that iv noticed. he thinks i am obsessd with him, but im not, it honestly is pure coincidence that i have a den in the bushes opposite his house. ---i like to say really really boring things and watch nicolas face as she tries and fails 2 b interested :) i also like to laugh at silly quotes that mean absolutley nuthin 2 ne1 but me n the JEN girlies!---if u consider yourself my friend and r offended i havent written anything about you lemme kno n il acknowledge u til ur lil heart is content!-------------
Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

murray! in my bed :D