kate

So like, I was sitting here writing an about me piece, and I couldn’t decide whether I wanted to be ironic and witty, the general “avant guard” approach that at least would hide my real personality, or just be honest. But, I’m gunna go with being honest because my real my space profile already outlined how shallow and pretentious I was.Hi! I’m kate. You all must have seen me before dancing out of time to every song at 161, 101, Cherry and other street party hosted events (did I mention I live with hugh? + 10 Scene points remember that). If you may have got me mixed up with one of my other friends, who also dance like stoners , HEY WERE STARTING A FASHION! Some of the unique things about me that could jog YR memory are:My “unique” selection of clothing: Yes, I do feel as though I have a very defined and elegant sense of style. My main influences are Maternity wear, curtain patterns, train wrecks and 80’s drag queens. Together I manage to team these in a style that truly screams: HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HAHA HA HA HAMy girth: Yes, again, I will admit I am a big girl, but don’t ya go reminding me. My fat is my own business. I’ve managed to fool a few people into sleeping with me lately (thanks to the drapery clothes I wear) and the last thing I want is for the world to realize what a fat disgusting sloth I am. Shhhhh. [fart]My evident attitude problem: my evident attitude problem. I’m awesome! Damn I was trying to make this UN ironic.But yes, these are some of the things I think make me, me. So next time you’re out, how about you say hi to me. Maybe I could stand next to you for a while, please?