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Teenage Zombie

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About Me


THINGS to KNOW:
My name is Chelsea.
I love my family and my friends more than anything.
I lust music.
I listen to all kinds,
but i've got a soft spot for metal
Every once in awhile I have the urge to be downright ridiculous.
...like, really, redonkulously, ridiculous.
:P
I quite enjoy reading and I think more people should do so.
[No need for the literacy rate to continue to drop!]
I gotta tell ya my best friends are Rae, Tyrell, Gabe, Jake, & Anna.
I can't live without em!
My favorite bands are Slayer, (old)Nine Inch Nails, Metallica, Atmosphere, & Sublime.
Very spicy food is the fucking best.
Like.... REALLY spicy food!
I prefer intelligent people to stupid people.
sad but true. *SHRUGS*
...
I do not believe in God.
"Religion is a crutch and society is crippled."
I have my own theory on how everything went down but it's very complex so let me know if you want to hear it someday. LoL :]
I love cameras and photography.
It's nice to capture moments...
My favorite color is green, and I enjoy smoking green. Imagine that!
'o'
I find tattoos and piercings to be extremely sexy.
And yes, I have both, and I'm planning on getting more...
LAUGHTER IS A NECESSITY IN LIFE!
 Life would be so sad without it
Hrmmm.. ?
I'm one of those fools who truly believe they're unique.
I appreciate the small things.
I live my life to make myself happy.
And if you disapprove of my choices, I really don't give a fuck.
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"Call it inevitable, call it the doomed fate of love. Call it karmic, fucked up, the dance of the wolves. Live it, love it, call it life. Call it Led Zeppelin. Yeah, yeah. Really, I don't really, really don't fucking care."
"I wanted to go back to class with the dirt under my fingernails; rain streaking my mascara; a crown of twigs and moss"
"But the problem with me was that as soon as I started thinking about getting it together, I got this mad craving desire to fuck it up."
"I had the sudden urge to punch someone in the face."
"Where I'm not supposed to go is where I'm supposed to go, if that makes any sense at all."
"I didn't care when he called me a tease. So what---I'd been called worse. I'd been called a bitch and a slut, and even then, I knew none of those words were true. They were just words and they didn't mean anything."
"You could just tell that she knew the Secret, that she'd done all kinds of things and never been defeated or ruined."
"Lemmy would understand."
"The black streets and the black sky were tilting and swerving and the whole world seemed drunk and I liked it that way."
"That girl in the backseat of the beater, I wonder if she's bored and restless, stuck in this small town, hating the slow, stoned laughter and the same rock song on the radio."
---All from "The Torn Skirt" <3
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Manson, Tom Araya, Trent Reznor, John Cusack, Jack Black, James Hetfield, Angelina Jolie, Tyra Banks.

And new, exciting people. :P

My Blog

2nd editorial - "No More No Homo"

There is a phrase in our society that within the last year has become a full blown epidemic.  A phrase that many people find funny, but others, including myself, find to be extremely offensive.&n...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:20:00 GMT

The 1st editorial I wrote for the school newspaper

Editorial - by Chelsea Kerber   Excuse me for a moment while I go on a rant about thievery.  Just recently I had my $300 dollar digital camera stolen from me at my friend's birthday party....
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:21:00 GMT

A message to MEN

Okay now before i start, don't get me wrong... i love guys.... the vast majority of my friends are guys... but I feel like I need to make a few things clear to you men out there.... 1) If you just wan...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 19:24:00 GMT

Chuck Norris

I love Chuck Norris jokes.... so.....1] Some kids piss their name in the snow.  Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. 2] Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now The Isl...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:05:00 GMT

Lines

If I get one life to live Imma give it all I got If I get the chance Imma be who I am instead of who I'm not When I die I want to be able to look up and smile --think back on things I did instead of a...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 00:28:00 GMT

Whats in a name?

What Chelsea Meanshttp://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatsyournameshiddenmea ningquiz/name.gif" height="100" width="100">You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.Y...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 22:52:00 GMT

ROCK LOBSTER!

What you are about to watch is a video of me lip syncing and doing a REALLY weird dance moves to "Rock Lobster" by the B-52s.  Its pretty hilarious. And also pretty embarassing.  Its definit...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 22:57:00 GMT

Metal & Rap.... taken from Jake Foster

My good friend Jake Foster wrote this, and i agree with every word.Fucking read it.     :   First off, Im sick of little fucking kids coming up to me saying that all metal is ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:45:00 GMT

i QUITE like this

Words are flowingSorrow, Joy.Possesing and caressing me.Images danceThoughts meander blindly.Laughter, Life.Inciting and Inviting.Limitless undying love.     Now I can't take total credit fo...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:02:00 GMT

I tried... but i gave up

When is it time to give up on something you know you'll never stop wanting? People constantly say to never stop fighting for what you want, but what if what you want doesn't want you back? Then w...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:47:00 GMT