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Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?im pretty sure it started when my mom had sex with my dad, i think...if dogs had thumbs i bet they would be really good at ping pong or maybe even dodgeball.they say their is no i in team but there is a me.best verse in a song ever is from sublime, "she told me to come over and i took that trip, and then she pulled out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip drip drip, i didn't know she had g.i.joe kung-fu grip... nothing will ever come close to partying in atlanta,  party city in america, now you know and knowing is half the battle. this time i really think i have a permanant solution to a temporary problem. i like how nothing rhymes with orange. i keep meeting old friends i never had. in atlanta the bar shuts down at 2:45 how lame is that. why cant men have a morning after pill we can give to women to just go away.. i think that one day i might like to eat pickles, even though they are my arch nemesis. i really miss g.i. joe that was the best cartoon ever. the best advice i can give is always pull out.i I would give anything to do away with monday, but i like monkey's who use sign language.u see its like this; your the human magic marker would u please surprise my eyes. why do skinney men like big women? i think america is a bully, but its still the best country(behind the netherlands of course). i have this theory that midget gnomes are driving me crazy, they are like fruit flies, not u Z, the other kind of fruit flies.my best friend is micheal u don't know him but he's the man, nothing like drunkinly tossing a whole bed over a fence at 4 in the morning.... what do u expect after 100 bucks on booze...my favorite band is ripe for a killer check them out on myspace. who knows if elvis is alive, but if he is, he is laughing at us. if i was a porn star my name would be george the wooden tooth, elliott u can appreciate that, by the way man ur dark room needs sanitizing once a year for life. i hope we didn't breed anything in your old bathroom,sorry. we should not work like slaves for the man who holdeth us down, they should work for us. we dont know each other yet but i hope we will, strangers have the best candy. i hope u read this and smile because after reading this you are probably like,"shit dude, what the fuck. solong everyone and thanx for all the shoes. do you think oprah will get into heaven the way she treats steadman? the earth is 24,972 miles around, i just know it, why is there brail on drive-up a.t.m's? who invented god? did he have parents? they say jesus see's all but can he see under the covers? how come we have satalite t.v.'s but cant cure uglyness? i wanna make friends with a person who has turett's syndrome, why not? like mike says to deep to fast. do humans look like ugly dogs to dogs. how come i go to the dentist and wake up with my pants unbuttened? they say jesus was black,i like that. its not goodbye, but untill next time, c-ya when i see ya how do they fry ice cream? isnt jumbo sized shrimp an oxymoron? like african americans why arent we called europeon americans, its a funny world.....i think its bed time
