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Robert's thinking with Portals

About Me

I am. A writer that suffers from writers block like a boxer suffers punches. I am. A cartoonist with a dream pushed slightly to the future by procrastination. I am. A pilot with a license to fly but no helicopter to fly. I am. A valet in good physical condition minus an ankle injury. I am. Not going to tell you everything about me without knowing who you are. I am. Waiting.Below are some of the people from my past and their feelings about me. I cannot say that it's a well-rounded representation, but it does show some small part of who I've been to others. ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------- Sabrina (Who?) - "Robert is aka my brother to all who dont know that. Hes like the sweetest guy ever even tho he is a butt whole to me. :] He will talk to you for hours so if you need a good listener its my brother and he will respond to it so basically i love him and i love how he comes to me n sarah for advice and we think its so adorablee even tho im younger who cares im a girl i know what girls think. Robert is aka is the coolest shit you'll ever see :]" Spencer (Who?) - "Blatant, pure and simple. Hilarious, has the best of intentions, but questionable methods. Robert's been a good friend for who knows how long i've known the crazy bastard =P Either way, he's a character, a genius and a true friend: cheers Rob! *raises glass*" Shane (Who?) - " Robert- : 1. Best friend of me, funny cool and an all around great person. 2. tastes like pizza. 3. decided that he will be the next robbin williams, *nods in agreement*." Galo (Who?) - "One funny ass muthafucka you know!!!! Anyone ever seen this dude mime he's hilarious." Stephanie (Who?) - " Bobbler is the coolest, hottest and most FASCINATING young man in braces I have ever played in spandex with!!" Phil (Who?) - "Hey butthead! I'll tell ya what I thnk! Actually dude, you've changed a lot from when I first met you at Trek. You've calmed down and have seemed to matured. You're a cool guy and pretty funny. Keep doin' what you're doin.....you're okay Jo!" Crystal (Who?) - "One of the most down to earth poeple i know."

My Blog

Because I’m vomiting and high on drugs

A bellman I work with and friend of mine, Matt, asked me if I had been flying today.  I haven't been, so he asked if I were depressed.  I am.There are so many bad people today.  So many...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 06:01:00 GMT

I!

...have been out and about now for a goodly long time.  And I've discovered lots of knee-toe things to do about town.Karaoke in Chinatown = Awesome.Sushi-mon = The standard.I Love Sushi = Amazing...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:43:00 GMT

A "longshot" or not?

People don't like to lose.  I don't like to anyway, and that is why terminology such as "longshot" can be so very damaging to a presidential campaign.  The majority of people don't want to t...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:19:00 GMT

Misinformation is a weapon of mass destruct

I met this beautiful and intriguing woman at a party who is, and I use the caps-lock for a reason, EXTREMELY politically active.  Now this is the internet and you can't see the joy in my face whe...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:45:00 GMT

What's your opinion about the cockaroach?

So you live.  And on any ill-important day you kill some cockroach.  What is your opinion on the cockaroach?  Is it icky or gross?  Was is espescially crunchy when you stepped on i...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 17:00:00 GMT

I HAVE THE POWER!!!

Successes!  I have been extremely productive:Finally have my webcomic underway and, if the Gods permit, it should be up and running end of August or September.Engaged in a smaller traditional com...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:18:00 GMT

Hahahaha! Wow.

So it's been a while.I have had, just now, the scariest and funniest thing happen.  Scariest?  I forgot how old I was, and I'm still not conviced what I've found out is true.  I was cer...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 02:36:00 GMT

Insomniac Olympics

Can't I get to sleep?I can't get to sleep.I can't get sleep to...Can't sleep get to I?Sleep can't get to I.Sleep I get to can't!
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:43:00 GMT

Why do we sleep in Church?

     I happened to look through my bulletins and noticed this one from my friend Brandi.  Now I was moved, yes.  But no so that I would re-post it unedited.  And I ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:32:00 GMT

Cowardice

    Hello there.  I am Cowardice, you may have noticed my handywork lately.  Since you exiled Viomm I've decided that you need a villain to keep you on your toes.  You sh...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:33:00 GMT