I always wanted to be a Pirate when I was younger. After putting some thought into it, I'd probably choose Japan as my place of business. That way, when people ask what I do, I would say "Pirate." Because of the cultural differences we share, the Japanese might pronounce it as "Pilot," which is not only a respectable profession, but a perfectly reasonable mistake for them to make. Then I would take their cash, electronics and shoes.
On an equally serious note, I just moved to LA to chase my dream of becoming a patent attorney...or, in the alternative, becoming a beach bum. Here's to some sunny weather and beautiful beaches, a nice change of pace from the cloudy skies of Ohio. GO BUCKEYES!
