Lifestyles of the Dope and Shameless!!

About Me

I'm simple but complex. I'm kinda predictably spontaneous. A walking contradiction of anything and everything. I'm pretty chill but i can rock out sometimes. I drink and have fun with the people who are important to me. Other than that i work, eat and sleep. "Rock out wit your cock out and hang out wit your wang out." I am from NJ! I curse...a lot. I use the word "yo" and I use it often. I sure as shit don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and i also know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll that is missing the middle. I judge people by what exit they are from on the parkway. I know how to navigate a circle at high speeds, and i know the defintion of a jughandle in relation to driving. It's a sub not a hoagie, or worse, a fuckin hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words for ya...mother fucker. I dont go to the beach, i go down the shore. And the fights on the boradwlk are just part of the atmosphere. I know 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off they get the horn and the finger, and they completely expect it. I'm from NJ...deal with it.

My Interests

I love music, live for it. I'm a singer/songwriter. I also have a serious poker addiction. Other than that i run my businesses and have a good time with my friends. For all you bands that keep leaving me messages on here. STOP IT!! Look at the nice guy in the straight jacket on my friends list. That's my company, send them there. myspace.com/dementedent

I'd like to meet:

I know pretty much everyone I care to but if you think you can hang give it a shot!

Music:

I really listen to anything but here's the list. OK READY!! Avenged Sevenfold...Midtown...Plain White T's...Rock Kills Kid...3 Days Grace...Atreyu...30 Seconds to Mars...Breaking Benjamin...Senses Fail...My Chemical Romance...Goo Goo Dolls...Frank Sinatra...Ryan Cabrera...Green Day...Frankie J...The Used...Muse...Offspring...Collective Soul...Thrice...I could really go on forever but you get the idea.
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?
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Your Name
Superhero Name The Armadillo
Super Power Irresistable Sexuality
Enemy The Landlord
Mode Of Transportation Cadillac With Rims
Weapon Wire Hanger

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Movies:

Goodfellas, Rounders, A Bronx Tale, Van Wilder, Ocean's Eleven, Matrix, 25th Hour, Devil's Advocate, Butterfly Effect, Bad Boys 1 & 2, Kevin Smith film's, and the list goes on.
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Television:

SCRUBS!!

Books:

The Martin Vail series, Thief of Always, Tao of Pooh

My Blog

Serving

You know you've been a server when1. You know that in the weeds is not a camping term.2. You cant decide who you hate more: kids, old people, teenagers, or foreigners.3. Youre pissed if you got a $10 ...
Posted by Lifestyles of the Dope and Shameless!! on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 06:12:00 PST

Drunken Troubleshooting!

Don't be caught unprepared at this year's Booze Cruize... Know how to Troubleshoot Your Beer!SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end...
Posted by Lifestyles of the Dope and Shameless!! on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:24:00 PST

New Jersey Friends are the SHIT!!

FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.NEW JERSEY FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while yourdrunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.----------------------------------------------------- ----F...
Posted by Lifestyles of the Dope and Shameless!! on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:20:00 PST

A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity. 1. At lunch time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Int...
Posted by Lifestyles of the Dope and Shameless!! on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:44:00 PST

Rules Of Drunk Dialing

Rules of Drunk Dialing: 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't...
Posted by Lifestyles of the Dope and Shameless!! on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:09:00 PST

These lyrics have never held more signifigance

Looking back if we had one more night to spend I would steal every second, I would never let it end Like the taste of your lips, what i'd give to drink you in I will always remember, an...
Posted by Lifestyles of the Dope and Shameless!! on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:51:00 PST

Nodoby Can Resist The MYSPACE!!

Nobody believed me... i told you all it was internet crack. BUT NOOOOO!!! you had to test it for yourself. LMFAO. I have found so many people lately who boycotted this for no reason, and i...
Posted by Lifestyles of the Dope and Shameless!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

There's nothing here.

did you think i was lying? and you looked anyway. HAHA.
Posted by Lifestyles of the Dope and Shameless!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Something to ponder

By Audrey Hepburn: For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a chil...
Posted by Lifestyles of the Dope and Shameless!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boredom Blog

I am so fuckin bored! I am in that spot where i am physically tired but mentally wide awake so needless to say i am not at all ready for bed yet. There is absolutely nothing on tv. I hate that with...
Posted by Lifestyles of the Dope and Shameless!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST