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David

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About Me

my names Dave with a D of course, i am a person, i have a face and i like that helps me blend in with the crowd, theres nothing more suspicious than a person with no face, anyway i once no i didn't never mind not worth knowin me really im lameMyspace Contact Tables

My Interests

Cupcakes, there not cups yet there not quite cakes then like mini things...........fascinating i just oo i dunno im overwhelmed gone red and sweaty this is to much. OOo yes sponge cake not quite sponge but full on cake now thats the stuff mislead u at first them bammmmmm cakey goodness u kno this!!
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Aliens there out there people, many people think x-files was science fiction WRONG it was a documentary made in the 90's when shown to an audience there heads exploded, however having already filmed it they said hey lets jus say its a tv series, so they did and u all beleived them..............so guys just remember the truth is errr somewhere or something or other!!!Thierry Henry - Return of the King

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Music:

I make my own cd's u can now find cultural soothing sounds of london underground volume one in hmv, mainly cause i snuck it behind an old cd of Queens greatest hits but its there, im currently working on my second album titled "please sir don't scream at me im a busking man whos just hungry" its gonna be wikid look out for track 12 "havent got a clue so im playing cluedo"

Movies:

Once again i make my own, i do not follow the crowd and indulge in this hollywood scene u plebians look so often to do so, no i make art films im sure uve herd of my classics such as, "here beith me the man and the tree" and not to forget "people withoutfaces eating cupcakes" earlier references have been made please keep up , im also making a third film it revolves around the lifestyles of a 4yr old boy and a 39 yr old man however the 4yr old boy has a 39 yr old mentality and the 39 yr old man has a 4 yr old mentality and the 4yr old abuses the man and the court has to decide whever to kill a 4 yr old because of his mentality and does it conclude to rape etc etc its a art house film thatl gather much controversy ive called it "Cupcake"

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Television:

WHAT THE IDIOT BOX NO THANK YOU, slaves drones idiots, why look at a t.v when u can buy a painting of a wilderbeast in mating season in a kind of abstract colour fasicinating beats watching, the o.t or life on sars or south pork or watever these kids are watching these days.Cky Bradon Freestyle

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Books:

i would like to read the kam sutra one day and follow it through i once got to page 14 until i realised u was supposed to have a partner was so embarrased to begin with but when i flicked back and realised how badly i just violated myself i realised, well dark nammit im pretty flexible afterall

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Heroes:

well my heroes of course im a great fan of martyrs such as joan of ark i think she was noahs wife or something, people real people who died for what they beleive in the only time people die for what they beleive in now is if they beleive they can lsiten to there ipods in the bath wheres the heroes these days where are the heroes where are the martin luther vandross's and the winston charlotte churchills and the the christopher columbias, these people were heroes and as im interlecctual i kno of them!
My ex... is a junkie
Maybe I should... maybe i shouldnt
I love... myself
I don't understand ... im the only opne who does
I lost my... will to live
People would say that I'm... a blend between cranberry juice and jojo the psychic monkey trainer
Love is... only a feeeling drifting away (the darkness lol)
Somewhere, someone is... realising that perhaps saving humanity isnt worth doing therefore destroying there cure for aids cancer and crabs.
I will always... be called dave
Forever is... until i say so
I never want to... stand in the mirror with a brush in my hand singing saturday night..............again
When I wake up in the morning... and err summin summin summin i dnt tink im gnna make it on time itss alrite cause im saved by the belllllll
Life is full of... dickheads
My past is incredibly... pre present
I get annoyed when... people declare beethovens 2nd sympthony to be better than mozarts 5th
Parties are for... cocktail sausages its there one moment of glory let them have it
I wish... they changed great britain and united kingdom to great england and united england that wud really fuk every1 else off
Kisses are the worst when... they punch u after
Tomorrow I'm going to... work, then drink, then fall down, then get up and say wow, my life is gr8
I really want... a sandwich, that regrows after u eat it but into a different sandwich like ham and cheese eat.....turns into tuna it wud be awesome
I have low tolerance for people who are... flatulant, cmon people control those bowells when nature calls answer dnt put it on hold jesus
If I had a million dollars... id buy a prostitute and dress them up like me and have them be my me slave, id be like hey me dance, dance like me damn u haha immm cooool
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My Blog

last night

last night was rpetty hilarious so id thought id psot a blog thingy......outside tulip at closing time i was bout to go into town when a ruckus kicked off outside, tulip locals quick to get involved a...
Posted by David on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 10:02:00 PST

Newby

new to this myspace thing, just managed to find out how to do one of these blog things, dont't know what to say really so ill just give a shout out to myself lol, if any1 wants to message me please do...
Posted by David on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:12:00 PST