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LONG ISLANDYou live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you almost never go there.When you're away from Long Island, you love it and when you're there, you don't.You think if you're not from Long Island or NYC, you're not really from New York.You know the exact point at which Queens turns into Nassau simply on intuition.You don't go to Manhattan, you go to "The City".You never realize you have an accent till you leave.Everything north of the Bronx is "upstate." New Jersey sucks.At some point in your life you've gone clamming.Either your parents or your grandparents lived in the city.You'd pay $11.50 for a movie.You don't live in Long Island. You live ON Long Island.You know where the Commack Motor Inn is.Your distant future might involve the state of Florida.You can correctly pronounce places like
Ronkonkoma, Hauppauge, Wantagh, Mineola, Islandia, Massapequa.You know the location of 6 malls and a dozen McDonalds and 36 7-11's.You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica..."You've tried to find the Amityville Horror house.No, you don't want mustard on that burger!!You can't understand why a diner would ever close.You've had a seagull crap on your car.You have or someone you know has fallen asleep on the LIRR and ended up
in one of these three places; Babylon, Port Washington or Hicksville.You went to an elementary school that promoted dodge ball as the number
1 game among children 7-13.You know White Castle is terrible for you and the food sucks but you
periodically "Get the Crave".You want the Yankees to stay in the Bronx, but would probably go to
more games if they moved to Manhattan.You think that somehow, the Jets and giants still play in New York.You've missed that "Drunk Train", the 2:42 out of Penn and had the
dreaded wait until 5:30.You or someone you know has owned an animal that came from North Shore
Animal League.Quick! Who's your county Executive? Don't know do you?!You've never taken an MTA bus.The Long Island Expressway isn't really as bad as everybody thinks.You don't associate Fire Island with gay men.You know which parts of the godfather were filmed on Long Island.You've paid a $10 cover charge to get into a bar, but got nothing for
it.You miss wiffle ball and running through sprinklers.You think Islip MacArthur airport is cute and you enjoy watching it grow up.Billy Joel said it best, "either you date a rich girl from The North Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore".You don't really see the big deal about the Hamptons, unless you got
smashed at the Bordy Barn.When people ask "where are you from?" you answer Long Guy Land and
automatically assume everyone in the world knows that answer means New
York.You've always liked Billy Joel and you own several of his "records."The Belt Parkway sucks! You've been stuck in a traffic jam for more
Than 2 hours (without moving).Your parents took you to All American, Nathan's or Carvel (on the way
home from the beach).Regular gas - $3.29 and you still pay it!!!You hate paying tolls.You don't have to go far to see your family.You remember Grumman.You've gotten drunk on the bleachers of some high school.You know the color of the water at Jones Beach is not BLUE!You were upset when all the Roy Rogers turned into Wendy's and
Arby's closed for good.You can spout off all the LIRR stops between Penn Station and
Ronkonkoma.Paying $35 for a haircut doesn't sound so crazy.You think the people from Brooklyn are "da wunz dat tawk wit a accent."You went sledding in the sumps. You've partied on a golf course in the middle of the night.You knew of Massapequa before the Amy Fisher-Joey Buttafuoco nightmare.You think going to Queens
was a hike.
The first time you heard the term "Long Island Iced Tea" you were
Somewhere else and you laughed.When you live somewhere else and are astounded to see that people
actually stop at yellow lights.When you just sort of presume that wherever you live, you'll be able to
find good delis, good pizza, and good bagels.You can name at least three bands that came from Long Island.When you walk in the city and you see two men holding hands...it becomes
normal to you.No word ends in an ER, just an AH.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Long Island.Baseball(Yankees), Nascar(Jr.), Reading, Playing with my Nieces and Nephews, Country Music, Hockey(New York Islanders), Bowling and hanging out with great friends. Just chillin with my Sister-In-Law. Love Ya Girl!!!!
I can think of many people I'd like to meet. So many cousins that you tend to loose touch with over the years. The only time you get to see them is if a relative either gets married or dies. There are so many Conklin's (my maiden name) out there that I haven't seen since they were babies. If you happen to get a message from me, you may be one of my long lost cousins. To my cousin Donald: You came so far in life. You were and still are a great guy. Sometimes God takes the great ones when least expected. Miss and Love You lots. Till we meet again. Dear Dad,(6/16/1932-9/15/2006) May you rest in peace. All your pain is over now and you don't have to suffer anymore. I am so glad I came to see you before you passed. I know you were with us the day after your funeral. You let us know that you are okay. I Miss and Love You with all my Heart. Your Daughter Jean xoxoxoxoxo
COUNTRY, COUNTRY, and more COUNTRY!!!!!
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Adventure, Comedy, Love Stories. Some thrillers are good. Have to have a blanket for those scary parts!!
All I can say is, "American Idol"!!! Yes, us Old Folks watch Idol also. HOUSE. God, House is so mean, but he's a great Doctor. Grey's Atatomy. What an awesome show. I can't forget, All My Children. I've been addicted since I was a child when my Mom watched it.
Love to read!! Anything that catches my eye and gets those brain cells firing!!!
Wow, My Hero, would be my Daughter. We, together, have been through hell and back. With an Alcoholic father and a consant working Mother to provide for her, I wonder sometimes how she turned out so GREAT!!!! I see my Life Sometimes, "Through My Daughters Eyes". Jenn, I love you more than you'll ever know!! You are my World and you are my Best Dream that has ever come TRUE!!!! Because of you, my life is so much better. It took awhile, but we made it. We will continue to make it as long as we have each other. You are MY BEST FRIEND, MY DAUGHTER!! I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!!
Mom,
I don't know what I would do without you in my life. I love you with all my heart. I miss you terribly. Because of you, I am who I am today. You are the "Wind Beneath My Wing" and I Love You!!!!
Dad,(6-16-1932/9-15-2006):It is just not the same knowing you are not here on earth with us anymore. I know you are here with us in spirit. I feel your presence with me. I Love and Miss You Terribly. You are at peace now with no more pain. Until we can meet again, "You Loved Me First", Your Daughter, Jean xoxoxoxoxo
Mom(Elsa), You were and continue to be an inspiration to me. I wish you were still here to see that I did it!!!! I am here now, in South Carolina. I promised you I would do it, and I finally did. I wish I could spend every day with you. But I know you are watching down from heaven and you are proud. Till we meet again, I LOVE YOU!!!!
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