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birdie

crunk out with yer cunt out - copyright me, july 2006

About Me

i can fly.
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My Interests

a few.

I'd like to meet:

you, and them.

Music:

i listen to it.

Movies:

i watch them.

Television:

i have one.

Books:

i read them.

Heroes:

keep failing me.

My Blog

shit-canned is the new trashed

shit-canned...it's not only my new favourite word but also the theme of the evening tomorrow night, ladies and gents.in honour of my 31st birthday, which passed last week amidst end of term exams and ...
Posted by birdie on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:47:00 PST

fuckin' astrology

so according to recent astrological forecasts my life is supposed to be moving along at sonic speed, with good fortune coming at me from all directions. apparently i should be experiencing p...
Posted by birdie on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST

i've fallen...

for a 21 year old white def jam artist from the UK. lady sovereign rocks my socks off. make way for the s-o-v!
Posted by birdie on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:30:00 PST

makin' lemonade...

so i figure that since life is biffing lemons my way i might as well make some fucking lemonade. it's tasty stuff. and everyone knows shit is fantastic fertilizer, lucky for me i'm wading in it. with ...
Posted by birdie on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:39:00 PST

oh my god...

i can't believe it i did that...as long as i'm having fun right?
Posted by birdie on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:14:00 PST

maybe

maybe i'll change my mind about leaving, but if i do it's only because so many of you asked me to. i'll think about it before I cast my deciding vote....
Posted by birdie on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:37:00 PST

hate

i hate everything, mostly i just hate myself for giving in. i used to be so full of love. what happened?
Posted by birdie on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:36:00 PST

please place your tray in the upright position...

i'm getting off this fuckin' rollercoaster, i tells ys, i'm done.
Posted by birdie on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:44:00 PST

life

ha, ha, ha... motherfucking ha.
Posted by birdie on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:36:00 PST

all alone in the world...

so here i am, at work with nothing to do and even cyber-space has deserted me. my blogspot is down so i can't update, no-one is on msn, and myspace is acting all weird. it's a wonder i'm even able to ...
Posted by birdie on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:00:00 PST