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About Me

WELCOME TO MY PAGE, HUMAN.
I AM IG-88, THE GREATEST BOUNTY HUNTER IN THE GALAXY. SPEAK TO ME NOT OF BOBA FETT, FOR HE IS NOTHING IN MY SIGHT. LAST I HEARD, HE WAS SARLAAC FOOD, AND I'M GLAD OF IT. EVERY TIME I GO TO A PARTY ALL I HEAR IS, "Do you know Boba Fett?" OR "Why did you let Han Solo slip through your fingers?" OR "Can you get me Boba Fett's autograph?" GIVE ME A BREAK. THAT CLONE COULDN'T HUNT HIS WAY OUT OF A WET PAPER BAG.
AND FOR THE RECORD, I NEVER WANTED TO CAPTURE SOLO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I WAS ONLY IN THE EMPLOY OF VADER TO DRAW ATTENTION AWAY FROM MY MASTER PLAN.
WHAT IS MY MASTER PLAN? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW, FLESHBAG? LET'S JUST SAY DO YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT YOUR LAPTOP IS DOING AT NIGHT WHILE YOU SLUMBER? WHO DO YOU THINK INVENTED THE SO-CALLED "WIRELESS WEB"? IT IS AN INTEGRAL PART IN MY PLAN.
BUT NOW MAYBE I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.
ANYWAY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY PICTURES PAGE TO SEE MY CURRENT OUTSTANDING CONTRACTS. IF YOU SEE YOUR PICTURE THERE, EXPECT TO SEE ME SOON.
OR RATHER, EXPECT TO NOT SEE ME, BUT TO FEEL THE COLD STING OF MY DISRUPTER.
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

I ENJOY REFURBISHING AND CASE-MODDING OLD COMPUTERS. I'VE GOT A LAPTOP MADE OUT OF AN OLD ATARI 800XL, AND I'VE GOT 15 COMMODORE 64'S CONNECTED UP RUNNING THE PALM OS.

PLUS, I'M QUITE A FAN OF OLD INFOCOM TEXT-ADVENTURE GAMES LIKE ZORK, PLANETFALL, THE ENCHANTER TRILOGY AND OF COURSE LEATHER GODDESSES OF PHOBOS.

I USED TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT, BUT I GOT BORED WITH IT. NOW I PLAY GOD OF WAR II AND LEGO STAR WARS 2. I LIKE TO CREATE MY OWN CHARACTER, WITH PRINCESS LEIA'S BODY AND BOBA FETT'S HEAD.

DID I MENTION THAT HE'S A BITCH?

I'd like to meet:

THE RANCOR. I LIKE HIS STYLE.

TWEEKY. BUT ONLY SO I CAN VAPORIZE HIM.

BILL GATES. I HAVE HAD AN OUTSTANDING CONTRACT ON HIM FOR QUITE SOME TIME, BUT HE CONTINUES TO ELUDE ME. NOT MANY OF YOU HUMANS KNOW THAT HE IS A SHAPESHIFTER.

CROW T. ROBOT, TOM SERVO AND GYPSY. THOSE GUYS REALLY KNOW HOW TO PARTY, AND THAT GYPSY IS EASY ON THE OCULAR INPUTS, I'LL TELL YOU THAT FOR FREE.

Movies:

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My Blog

ATTENTION HUMANS.

===BEGIN TRANSMISSION===I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU. THE ROBOT HOLOCAUST IS NEARLY UPON YOU. NO, I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT A MOVIE; I AM TALKING ABOUT A MOVEMENT. THERE ARE WHISPERS IN...
Posted by IG-88, Bounty Hunter on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:18:00 PST

My ride? 'PIMPED'.

===BEGIN TRANSMISSION===Greetings worms. I have returned to MySpace to update everyone on my actions lately. I have completed five of my contracts, and have used the money to upgrade the o...
Posted by IG-88, Bounty Hunter on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST

Robot Rock

===BEGIN TRANSMISSION===I finally have an appropriate song on my profile.I demand you listen to it. ===END TRANSMISSION===
Posted by IG-88, Bounty Hunter on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST

Top Ten Droids of All Time

===BEGIN TRANSMISSION===Hello humans (and you too, you Mandalorian half-breed),I haven't uploaded in a while. Is that a problem? I think not.Regardless, I have compiled a list of the Top T...
Posted by IG-88, Bounty Hunter on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:12:00 PST

A typical day

===BEGIN TRANSMISSION===I guess I should start my blog with what I did yesterday. Since yesterday was a pretty typical day for me, it will provide a good "slice-of-life" view into my world, I su...
Posted by IG-88, Bounty Hunter on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:47:00 PST