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Ace Clemens

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About Me

I'm a chain smoking, foul mouthed, sarcastic bastard. Which pretty much means I'm a normal guy. A red meat and potatoes guy. A stay up late to watch Monday Night Football and go to work the next morning hung over guy. I am the master of my domain and a legend in my own time. Either that...or I'm talking out my ass.

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My Interests

Reading, writing, smoking, watching movies, smoking, video games, politics, smoking, and hanging out with friends and family.......while smoking.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone who has a shred of original thought in their heads and the guts to say what they mean and mean what they say!

Music:

Rock, rock, and rock. Loud guitars, ear splitting bass, and drums that will cave your skull in.

Movies:

The Godfather, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, and anything else with a lot of gunplay. I'm also a guy that respects the classics. Humphrey Bogart, John Wayne, and Clint Eastwood are Gods in my little Valhalla of Film. Tarantino would be too if he didn't wait me wait five fucking years for his next movie. What the hell happened to Inglorious Bastards?

Television:

24, The Shield, and anything else with a decent storyline and isn't some formulated piece of garbage.

Books:

Tom Wolfe, Larry McMurtry, Herman Wouk, History, Philosophy, some fantasy and anything that piques my interest

Heroes:

Bogie, Duke, and The Man With No Name. Joe Montana because great men aren't great all the time, they're just great when they have to be. Martin Scorsese for showing the world how to make a damn movie. Andrew Jackson for being Andrew Jackson.

My Blog

Judas Hyster-iot

Okay, so now that Mary Magdelene got to tell her side of the story, now everyone wants to hop on the tell-all bandwagon and discuss their own personal story of Jesus Christ. The latest one, for t...
Posted by Ace Clemens on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:21:00 PST

Rain Man Was Right

There have been several news stories recently that have come to the forefront of this country. And these stories will no doubt take over the political spectrum in just a few months. Inflation, immigra...
Posted by Ace Clemens on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 07:15:00 PST

March of the Smoke Nazis

    Remember the good old days when you could do whatever you wanted to in this country? When life was good, the times were innocent, and we were all afraid of the Communists? Those wer...
Posted by Ace Clemens on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:00:00 PST

As you can see, I only think I'm funny.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Ace ClemensBirthday:May 16, 1982Birthplace:Norfolk, VACurrent Location:Can't say...CIA is pissed!Eye Color:BrownHair Color:BrownHeight:6' 2"Right Handed or Left...
Posted by Ace Clemens on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:33:00 PST