jessica

hello.
my name is jessica.
i am now twenty three.
i am old. i am dying of old age.
my birthday was july 19th.
you'd best remember it for next year.
i tend to be random.
and viciously sarcastic.
my friends and family are very important to me.
however most of them live far far away.
my gb roommates were neat. even though i pretended that i hated them.
amber and justin, thank you for dealing with me.
i can't believe you've signed up for three years of my wrath.
my roommaters and i really did know how to party, though.
we stayed up real late and played multiple games of pictionary and life.
sometimes we threw in some uno and a movie to mix it up.
we liked to get the police called on us for playing war.
the card game. while sober.
we're some crazy kids.
i have allergies. lots of them.
probably has to do with the enormous number of pets i grew up around.
i had the coolest hamster in the world,
the most urine-filled guinea pig,
the most bipolar dog,
the fluffiest rabbit,
and the most annoying felines.
but i love all of them dearly.
my life would not be the same without them,
and i wouldn't have it any other way.
i enjoy sleep.
i adore sleep.
i am in love with sleep.
if i could sleep all day without being technically dead,
i think i'd take it up.
i hate the sound of birds and lawnmowers in the wee hours of the morning.
and by wee hours, i mean generally around ten. it kills me.
i also hate the sound of little neighbor girls hitting trees with sticks.
i have naturally blonde hair.
i dyed it dark during my freshman year of college.
pretty sure that was a bad idea. don't do it.
it takes at least two years to get back to normal.
i lust for the scent of books.
and brand new cd inserts.
mmm.
i enjoy long walks on the beach and fine champagne.
funnily enough, i've never had the opportunity to enjoy either.
actually, i think champagne tastes like shit.
on second thought, escalade limo champagne tastes like liquid heaven.
found that out recently.
i don't particularly enjoy tornados.
and big machinery / trains make me very uncomfortable.
i'll try almost anything once.
you can't hate it unless you try it.
i listen to music every single day.
if i don't, i feel sad inside.
attending shows at the rave in milwaukee is a good time.
summerfest is pretty fly as well.
i tend to enjoy it, besides the douchebag teen girls.
i look forward to going many more times.
i drink excessive amounts of diet coke.
i'm pretty sure i am literally addicted to caffeine.
uh, yes. i am.
i'm went to school for photography and graphic design.
i'm doing it because i like it, but i have no idea where it'll take me.
so far it hasn't led to much.
i moved to minneapolis after graduating. no more college.
i fear that i will end up homeless and unemployed.
living on the streets with rats and poor as dirt. forever.
i also fear that i will never get married.
i dont have a wonderful track record thus far.
i lust for people i know i will either never meet or never talk to.
fortunately, the people i do decide to interact with turn out to be gigantic assholes.
i suck.
i get uncomfortable rather easily and i take a turn for the horrendously awkward.
some people find it funny to test my limit.
it really isn't hard.
pg-13 nudity generally makes me cringe.
i plug my ears when men pee in my vincinity.
seriously, i do.
if you're male, and i'm within twenty feet of you urinating, please, turn on the faucet.
i have gotten an f- on an exam.
you read it right, an f minus.
failure is fun.
i procrastinate far too much.
this leads to many hours wasted and numerous failed exams.
yet even with some failed exams, i did pretty well in school.
it's called being intelligent. or at least resourceful.
i spend too much time thinking.
about unimportant matters or about things that will never happen.
i like to call it being a huge waste of time.
i spend too much money. i am already in debt.
even moreso now with getting raped in the purchase of a new vehicle.
sadly, the pontiac had to be retired.
she died a week after i let her go.
i dont like people that lie and talk about themselves nonstop.
i dont like people that pretend to be something they aren't.
i dont like guys that tell me their "size" is impressive. it's not.
i fight the tempting urge to viciously and brutally slaughter them all.
if you insult me, i insult your mother. deal.
i also find myself insulting inanimate objects.
it's quite therapeutical, really.
i am a strong supporter of revenge when deserved.
i am entirely capable of and willing to hold a multiple-year grudge.
get on my bad side, and you might as well not live.
you'll weep yourself to sleep for many nights.
when i lie, i generally tell you right away.
unless you ask me if you look fat, then i'll probably lie to your face.
i am a packers fan. go green bay.
football games can unleash a side of me i don't generally show.
i can proudly say i have seen a green bay packer in a grocery store.
and i can proudly say i have been to a game.
i am a harry potter maniac.
books and movies, i adore them completely.
i'm sad, now that there are no new books to crave.
i feel incomplete, but i'll still take the movies though. mmhmm.
i watch too much television and don't get much exercise.
i'm rarely good at anything remotely athletic.
one flight of stairs and i'm down for the count.
i could be called “lazy”, but i'd really prefer “relaxed”.
i should weigh 5000 pounds. fortunately, i don't.
i like to have fun, but it's rare that i do.
my life is really pretty lame.
fortunately, i am able to keep myself fairly un-bored for long periods of time.
i have a chip on my front tooth.
i rub my tongue across it for entertainment.
it really does provide hours of mindless fun.
i say things i shouldn't.
i laugh at things i shouldn't.
i have a variety of laughs that i throw out from time to time.
some resemble animals and some are pure delight.
you can't always win.
i enjoy talking to people.
sometimes.
okay, not really.
during summers past, i enjoyed 5am burrito runs with my sister.
hilarity always ensued.
due to lack of sleep or wet mammals, i don't know.
i don't wear shorts. or skirts. or skorts.
even when its mid-summer and ninety degrees,
i'll be wearing blue jeans.
that doesn't equal to a quality tan.
but at least i won't have skin cancer.
i am very much a night person.
i don't so much enjoy daytime, so i sleep through it when i can.
cool summer nights are the best.
i sleep with a fan on every single night.
even when the temps are below zero.
nothing wrong with that.
i love when it snows. i frolick in it like a child on christmas day.
and i'm not lying when i say “frolick”.
i make snow angels randomly and i spin around in circles.
it really is quite attractive, you know.
this highly appreciated information about myself is free.
it also hasn't been updated in over a year.
i just changed everything to past tense.
either way, i'd recommend writing a book about me.
but do with it as you will.
you might wanna hit this shit up:
My Blog
go there. seriously. do it.
My Facebook
if you have one too, add me. it'd be neat.
also, if you care at all, my aim sn is blinkblink616; yahoo is joy_rider182. add me and we can chat.
maybe.