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G Lock MC

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About Me

I play a few musical instruments in a band and on my own. I do it for fun, really, but it's one of the few things that effortlessly makes me happy every time I do....Check the blog for one of those survey thingies - if you really must pry.....I wish I had something better to write here.

My Interests

For some reason my mind goes blank whenever I look at this section.

I'd like to meet:

My arch-nemesis. And kick their ass once and for all....

Music:

Lately I've been providing live music for myself more than having recordings on. If you have the means I highly recommend it. If not I am truly sorry.Here endeth the pretentious section.

Movies:

I watched "sideways" tonight. Have you seen it? I thought it was very good. You should watch it, you may enjoy it. Or not, makes no difference to me. Maybe "Next" with Nic Cage is more your cup of tea. If it is, leave now. I'm not joking, scat, you tasteless waste of eyes. NOW!!Are they gone...? Good. If you're still here.... Don't you just love good movies? I know I do. Which is why it's all the more infuriating when a movie comes along that sounds like it may be OK, you know it's not going to be great but it may be entertaining and dumb, then it just goes right ahead and sucks a whole bucket of ass, don't you think?Have you seen streetfighter with JCVD.....?

Television:

Someone said to me the other day "TV is the tool of government oppression". I disagree. TV is good for watching good things that you like. I like some things on TV but I can't tell you what because it's a matter of national security and the government is aware of every tap of this keyboard.

Books:

I'd like to write one. But simply do not have the patience at the moment.

Heroes:

...villains; it's all a matter of perspective if you ask me.

My Blog

Wank club

Read this in a magazine and just wanted it on my page for no good reason.... So this is really immature and a bit sad but if you take the "rules of fight club" speech and replace "fight" with "wank" i...
Posted by G Lock MC on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:51:00 PST

Dumb things I have heard people say....

Real life stupid things I have heard people say recently.... A phone call from a telemarketer; Him; "Hi, is that the owner of the mobile phone?" Me; "Yeah." Him; "Fantastic! And how are you today?" Me...
Posted by G Lock MC on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:06:00 PST

The lack of hair..... pic links included if anyone cares....

I recently shaved my head for the first time (I was bored). Herein lies what I like to call "the process"..... I couldn't let this opportunity pass without having some fun.... Mullet 1 Mullet 2 The ha...
Posted by G Lock MC on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:10:00 PST

Fantastic voyage - how I shattered my left leg....

I should probably point out that I am not a skater. Oh yes, Ive been on skateboards many times; we had a fantastic thin, blue one when I was younger. Looked sort of like a torpedo with wheels on it. T...
Posted by G Lock MC on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:23:00 PST

Look and learn....

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: I'm trying to be enigmatic - call me G.... Birthday: Not today - boo.... Birthplace: Newton Abbot - England. A drinking town, naturally... Current Loc...
Posted by G Lock MC on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 05:31:00 PST