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Ken

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About Me

A sugar coated, wholesome family man on the outside with a deeply perverted and twisted cynical center. I have no time for hypocrisy, but I will make time for delinquent indulgence. Humor and wit are my weapons of choice. But if they are not available, a 2X4 or a 12 gauge will suffice.
I am an Adolescent Psychiatric Specialist at the Lincoln Regional Center currently working with teenage sex offenders. I have been desensitized to about anything that the deranged human mind could possibly contrive. Subjects at my work range from pedophilia, bestiality and schizophrenia to self-mutilation, masterbation and rape. Needless to say, I have become quite sarcastic and sardonic towards the human species. I guess you could say that I am a bit of a misanthropist. The only things that give me any hope for this world are my wife and son.
I really only believe in two things; Murphy's Law and never trust an ace kicker. O.K.... Maybe the Flying Spaghetti Monster too.
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I'd like to meet:

Henry Rollins, Ron Jeremy (I've already met him once, but I would like the opportunity to have an in depth discussion with him.), Michael Patton, and the ghosts of "Uncle" Walt Whitman, Carl "My Lord and Savier" Sagan and Hunter S. Thompson

My Blog

Declaration of Religious Principle

Declaration of Religious Principle for the Boy Scouts of America The Boy Scouts of America maintains that no member can grow into the best kind of citizen without recognizing an obligation to God and,...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:16:00 GMT

And they will all cower from my merciless little band of miscreants.

      A decision was made last night, my dear friends, that is sure to have long ranging effects and has shaken the Cub Scouting community to it's very foundation.   ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:20:00 GMT

Not quite a triumphant return, but close enough.

     Well now, it sure seems like a long time since I was able to write on here.  I almost feel like a literary virgin again.  OOOOOHHHH it feels so goooooood!  &nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 08:09:00 GMT

Fuck the State of Nebraska!

     So my fears have finally been realized.  For months I have been telling my co-workers that it can always get worse working for the State of Nebraska.    &n...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:02:00 GMT

Beware residents of Fargo.... Beware...

The apocolypse has been forseen.  The seventh sign has been realized.  What is this sign, you might ask?  The State of Nebraska has given me time off... So now, the question is, What d...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:16:00 GMT

My great uncle... May he rest in peace.

Leander F. Richter, age 93, of Sykeston, ND, died Friday, May 11, 2007, at Carrington Health Center in Carrington, ND. Leander Frederick Richter was born February 3, 1914, on the family farm near Sy...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:32:00 GMT

You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch.... (A reposting of my christmas spirit.)

     This is a post I wrote last year while working nights at the Ol' Loony Bin.  It seems to still hold true.  Enjoy ----------------------------------------------------...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:08:00 GMT

Death by Washing Machine!

     So as you all know, My wife and I have been straining under the yoke of transplanting our hopes and dreams into our new abode.  This, of course, did not come without the ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 22:46:00 GMT

I never truly understood what exhaustion was until now.

     So, it's official.  I am now the proud owner of a bungalow style, 2bed/1bath with finished basement and 1 1/2 stall garage, house in the middle of Lincoln "Fuck thos...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 15:42:00 GMT

Cha cha cha cha changes.... Where has the last five years gone?

      It has been an exciting, yet a little nerve racking time for the Montgomery household.  I had no idea how fast things can progress once you actually get that b...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 03:46:00 GMT