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About Me

I kill people...in video games. Yeah, that pretty much says it all...Oh, and you could count on me to NEVER be sarcastic, because I'm ALWAYS boring and in NO way interesting...Oh, and I feel these quizzes speak a lot about my personality.
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Name: Scott...or Happy Grouch...or Asshole...or Night Owl!
Birthday: May 19.
Birthplace: Silverspring, MD
Current Location: Hell.
Eye Color: Pale Green.
Hair Color: Currently VERY dark brown...soon Green.
Height: Varies between 5'11" and 6'2" (fuck you laws of nature!)
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm right handed...when it comes to writing.
Your Heritage: I had grandparents who had grandparents who had grandparents.
The Shoes You Wore Today: I wore shoes? God, I need a better memory.
Your Weakness: Video Games.
Your Fears: Tom...I will get you soon!
Your Perfect Pizza: One that comes with money.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Form band.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuck off!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ugh...it's morning.
Your Best Physical Feature: My Brain is a physical object, so I'll go with that.
Your Bedtime: Whenever the fuck I'm tired (in other words...rarely.)
Your Most Missed Memory: Either the simplicity of childhood, or all the friends I had that have left.
Pepsi or Coke: lost Energy Drink
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys.
Single or Group Dates: Single Dates...I've gotten in trouble with group dates...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Red Bull
Chocolate or Vanilla: Coffee
Cappuccino or Coffee: Chocolate
Do you Smoke: I used to. I don't now.
Do you Swear: I used to. I'll never quit!
Do you Sing: To torture others, yes.
Do you Shower Daily: For my sake, I hope so!
Have you Been in Love: I thought I was, but it was just bad gas.
Do you want to go to College: I'm sick of answering all these stupid questions. Do you want to go to College!? Answer me dammit!
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: Yes and/or No
Do you get Motion Sickness: No and/or Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell Yeah!
Are you a Health Freak: Hell No!
Do you get along with your Parents: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: About as much as I like Sand...
Do you play an Instrument: Bass, Piano, Guitar, Drums, Teeth, Random Objects Around Me, etc.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: This past month...no, I quit before then.
&..39;In the past month have you Smoked:'
In the past month have you been on Drugs: None of you're fucking business.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Good question, next.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No...But, I need to get a birthday present for Eric soon...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A whole box...I'm too lazy to eat that much.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I was eaten by sushi. Does that count?
In the past month have you been on Stage: No...the band isn't finished yet...
In the past month have you been Dumped: No...that was more than a month ago now...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Well...I was naked in water...but it was under a shower head...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Life's a bitch, and so am I. The world owes me, so fuck you!
Ever been Drunk: I don't know any police man named god, fuck you!
Ever been called a Tease: Yes...almost every day!
Ever been Beaten up: No, I'm too lazy to get beaten up.
Ever Shoplifted: Once, by accident (I walked out of a store with an item by accident, but went back and gave it back)
How do you want to Die: Saying, "This is fucking awesome!!!!!"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A grown up?
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, England, or California. Now ask a me about what I like in girls.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter, as long as I find it pretty.
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever looks best.
Short or Long Hair: Short hair...I don't know why.
Height: Smaller than me. I had a girlfriend taller than me once...and it was awkward.
Weight: Under 200 lbs, more than 80 lbs.
Best Clothing Style: What's popularly reffered to as, "The Birthday Suit".
Number of Drugs I have taken: 230984709234
Number of CDs I own: Carry the 2 multiply by 7...How the fuck should I know!?!?!?!?!? Who counts their CDs!?!?!?!??!?!?!???!?????!!!!!?!??!?!?!
Number of Piercings: Me or a girl?...I'll assume me, and give you a "None...for now."
Number of Tattoos: I currently have none...notice I said "currently".
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Somewhere over or under 230948320947
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You Are Iris
You are an interesting blend of fun and wisdom.
You definitely make people think about themselves and their place in the world.
But they'll have fun doing it. You definitely epitomize laughter therapy.
You are a very enriching and entertaining friend! What Color Purple Are You?
You Should Be a Joke Writer
You're totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation.
Whether you're spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life...
You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material.
You have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer. What Type of Writer Should You Be?
You Are a Prophet Soul
You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.
Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.
Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.
No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.
You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.
Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.
A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.
You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You Are Italian Food
Comforting yet overwhelming.
People love you, but sometimes you're just too much. What Kind of Food Are You?
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My Interests

Well, I generally find interesting things to be VERY boring...gah. That would be mostly music, video games, and just about anything else that would make me use my hands in ways that would make people sweat...lol I also like reading, because if you couldn't tell by now...*whispers* I'm a little weird...shh!

I'd like to meet:

Everyone that doesn't creep me out while I'm in the bathroom...but, especially this guy.

Music:

Genres: Classical, Classic Rock, Rock, Progressive Rock, Alternative Rock, Punk Rock, Grunge, Heavy Metal, Hardcore, Thrash, Funk, Blues, Jazz, Ska, and Comedy. Yeah, that last choice is a stupid genre...but, it's supposed to be, and that's why it's pure genius! Plus, making that kind of music may be my calling...lol

Your Taste in Music:
Alternative Rock: Highest Influence
Heavy Metal: Highest Influence
Punk: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: High Influence
Classic Rock: High Influence How's Your Taste in Music?
I suspect that this was just alphabatized...since my favorite music genre does happen to be punk...

Bands: Green Day, Pinhead Gunpowder, The Lookouts, The Frustrators, Screeching Weasel, The Living End, Tiger Army, The Rainman Suite, Talking Heads, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Primus, Straight Jacket Love Machine, Husker Du, The Clash, UK Subs, Television, Stiff Little Fingers, Dropkick Murphys, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Buzzcocks, X, Fasten Belt, Adolescents, The Weirdos, The Damned, The Jam, The Dictators, Sham 69, The Skids, The Circle Jerks, Black Presidents, Bad Religion, Crimpshine, Isocracy, The Influents, Descendents, The Adicts, Dead Milkmen, The Vandals, The Boomtown Rats, The Adverts, The Bouncing Souls, The Dickies, The Stranger's Six, The Replacements, TSOL, MDC, R.E.M., H.I.M. (His Infernal Majesty), Psychostick, Andrew WK, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Dr Demento, Bob Rivers, Bloodhound Gang, Nerf Herder, Black Fag, Me First and The Gimmie Gimmies, NOFX, The Offspring, Anti-Flag, Black Flag, Bad Brains, Misfits, Danzig, Guttermouth, glassJAw, Wire, Refused, Rise Against, Social Distortion, Flogging Molly, Against Me!, Dropkick Kids, Dinosaur Jr., Cheap Sex, Link, Pennywise, Dillinger Four, The Queers, The Lost Identities, Kut U Up, Last Chance To Try, The Vigilantes, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Suicidal Tendencies, So Damn Thirsty, Agent Orange, Reagon Youth, The Germs, Dead Kennedys, The Unseen, The Casualties, The New York Dolls, The Slits, The Distillers, Fang, Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, Rancid, Operation Ivy, Common Rider, Goldfinger, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Catch 22, Sonic Youth, The Cure, The Raconteurs, The White Stripes, The Hives, Jawbreaker, F-Minus, Heavens, Alkaline Trio, Matchbook Romance (new), Weezer, Blink 182, Plus 44, Angels and Airwaves, Box Car Racer, Better Than Toast, Trendy, Lewd Acts, Buckcherry, Breaking Benjamin, KoRn, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Porcupine Tree, Casket Salesmen, Hurt, Estrum, Kittie, Lacuna Coil, Disturbed, MuDvAyNe, Mushroomhead, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Chiamera, Children of Bodom, The 69 Eyes, 10 Years, PROX, RA, Jet, Windowpane, Wolfmother, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, The Kinks, Pink Floyd, Queen, YES, Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Alice Cooper, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Billy Idol, Generation X, Chris Cornell, Temple of the Dog, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, The Runaways, Patti Smith, Iggy Pop, The Stooges, Eric Clapton, Cream, Cheap Trick, Def Leappard, Queensryche, Guns N' Roses, Velvet Revolver, Army Of Anyone, Stone Temple Pilots, The Pixies, The Velvet Underground, Candlebox, Bush, Philpot, The Presidents of the United States of America, Nine Black Alps, The Vines, Mad Season, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Down She Goes, Screaming Trees, Mother Love Bone, Pearl Jam, Green River, Mudhoney, The Melvins, Fecal Matter, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Hole, Flyleaf, Evanescense, Paramore, The Vaselines, Kaiser Chiefs, Franz Ferdinand, Interpol, Modest Mouse, Death Cab For Cutie, Incubus, Avenged Sevenfold, Sevendust, Killswitch Engage, DragonForce, The Sword, Shadows Fall, Slayer, Pantera, Rebel Meets Rebel, Faktion, Collective Soul, Our Lady Peace, Puddle of Mudd, Fuel, Saliva, Taproot, Audioslave, System of a Down, Drowning Pool, Papa Roach, Transplants, Linkin Park, Gorillaz (my guilty pleasure), The Good The Bad and The Queen, Blur, Bella Morte, Marilyn Manson, Creature Feature, Nine Inch Nails, Filter, The Network, Lostprophets, Oasis, Hoobastank, Smashing Pumpkins, Judas Priest, Mettalica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Casablanca, Aerosmith, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Who, Blue Oyster Cult, Meat Loaf, Twisted Sister, etc.

You Are a Punk Rocker!
When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man
You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona
You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Movies:

Your Movie Buff Quotient: 44%
You are well on your way to becoming a movie buff.
You've seen many of the great films, and you have even probably developed an expertise in a few genres. Are You a Movie Buff?
Genres: Comedy (Hmm...see a trend?), Documentary, Horror, Action, Drama, Biography, and Music related (NOT MUSICAL!!!!)
Actors: Robin Williams, "Weird Al" Yankovic (He was in a movie...so, yes I'm counting him.), Billie Joe Armstrong (same reason I counted Weird Al...), Tre Cool, Kurt Cobain (GAH!!!!!!!), John Cleese, Jim Carrey, Bill Murrey, Dan Aykroyd, Adam Sandler, Mike Myers, Will Ferril, Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Will Smith, Mel Brooks, Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford, Al Pacino, Jack Nicholson, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Dustin Hoffman, Gene Wilder, Johnny Depp, Lenardo DiCaprio (he is good...even though I used to call him "Lenoardo DiCraprio...), and my two favorite actresses are Nicole Kidman and Kathy Bates.
Directors: Tim Burton, Frank Miller (that guy's just one of the greatest artists alive...director and great graphic novelist/comic book artist...), Steven Spielberg, Michael Moore, John Roecker, Samuel Bayer (only for the Nirvana and Green Day videos...MCR can go count their dick for all I care), Mel Brooks, Clint Eastwood (shit, both him and Mel made both my favorite actors and directors sections...), Peter Jackson, Akira Kurosawa, and I would count George Lucas if he never raped my childhood memories with his shitastic movies Star Wars: Episodes I and II.
Movies: Akira Kurosawa's Seven Samurai, A Christmas Story, Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Finding Neverland, Sleepy Hallow, Big Fish, Donnie Darko, Pink Floyd's The Wall, This Is Spinal Tap, Ray, Walk The Line, Nirvana! Live! Sold Out!!, The Fourth Disc of Nirvana's With The Lights Out (Yes, I count that as a movie), Bullet in a Bible, 1000 Hours to Kerplunk, Riding in Vans With Boys, Live Freaky! Die Freaky!, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Elf, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Team America: World Police, Borat, An Inconvenient Truth, Fahrenheit 9/11, Planet of the Apes, All The King's Men, Cry Freedom, Glory, Star Wars: Episodes III - VI, Spaceballs, Silent Movie, The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Mask, Liar Liar, Me Myself and Irene, Bruce Almighty, Fun With Dick and Jane, Dumb and Dumber, The Truman Show, Man on the Moon, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Anger Management, 50 First Dates, Little Nicky, Forest Gump, Rocky, Cinderella Man, The Pink Panther, Being There, King Kong, Peter Jackson's King Kong, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, All the Harry Potter Movies, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Groundhog's Day, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, The Jerk, Roxanne, White Noise, Saw, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Night of the Living Dead, John Carpenter's Halloween, Carrie, Misery, Stanley Kubrick's The Shining, Stephen King's Desperation, The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Superman, Superman Returns, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Spider-Man 1 and 2, X-Men 1 and 2, Pirates of the Carribean 1 and 2, Indiana Jones 1-3, Dances With Wolves, The Last of the Mohicans, Little Big Man, Toy Story 1 and 2, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python and the Life of Brian, Airplane, Love and Death, Annie Hall, Take The Money And Run, Play It Again Sam, Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Too Afraid To Ask, The Birdcage, Good Will Hunting, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Frank Miller's Sin City, 300, Fight Club, The Godfather, Scarface, The Departed, etc.
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

The Winner, Family Guy, American Dad, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, Futurama, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Benny Hill, Seinfeld, FRIENDS, Married With Children, Everybody Loves Raymond, 'Til Death, 30 Rock, 3rd Rock From The Sun, The Drew Carry Show, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, That 70's Show, The Office, Home Inprovement, Malcolm in the Middle, X-Play, Animal Planet, The Discovery Channel, The History Channel, Discovery Science Channel, Biography Channel, CNN, Steven's Untitled Rock Show, MusicChoice Rock, MusicChoice Metal (sometimes), MusicChoice Arena Rock (sometimes), MusicChoice Classic Rock (sometimes), MusicChoice Alternative (Uncensored), MusicChoice Retro-Active (sometimes), VH1 Classic (again, sometimes...I should just say when these channels are good instsead of "sometimes," shouldn't I?), Uranium, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, The Twilight Zone, The X-Files, Rose Red, Kingdom Hospital, HOUSE, CSI, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, Unsolved Mysteries, Invader Zim, Spongebob Squarepants (I know, shut up), Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Shamploo, Fooly Cooly, Lupin III, Neon Genesis: Evangelion, Beavis and Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Southpark, The Wonder Years, The Daily Show With John Stewart, The Colbert Report, Late Night with Conan O'Brian, Saturday Night Live (70's-90's), etc.

Books:

Genres: Comedy (Hmm...see a trend?), Horror, Action, Drama, Biography, and Music related (I pretty much just copied this from the movie genres...lol...)

The Shining, Frankenstein, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Hobbit, Shadows of the Empire, A Clockwork Orange, Things Fall Apart, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Fall of the House of Usher, Interview With a Vampire, Catch-22, Fight Club, Frankenstein, The Invisible Man, Cell, The Stand, The Dark Tower Series, Insomnia, Carrie, The Green Mile, Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption, Misery, Thinner, Salem's Lot, Dreamcatcher, It, Eye of the Dragon...ok, I like Stephen King. I think you get that. If you don't...go read then fuck yourself on a carousel!...alright...Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, etc.

Heroes:

The guy who does the voices in movie previews. And, the lady in this video. And, Tony because he spammed a myspace group. And, Amizzle, because she made two fish candies sex eachother. And, Sky because she bought porn legally. And, Luke and Matt, since they can play with their wiis for hours on end...I solute them! And Luke, because he said, "note to self:gay = hot trend, join Panic! at the disco......" Yeah...I think I have good choices in people I look up to...
Alright, real heroes:
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You Are 90% Boyish and 10% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Sign language, by Sky.:
And...a valentines day gift from my beautiful Crazycake.
The Candy Heart You Should Give Is:
To: Triscuit
From: Sky What Candy Heart Should You Give?

My Blog

My New York Expedenture

Unless if you were extremly drunk or possibly jewish...you probably noticed that I was gone from Thursday till now. Why? No, I wasn't kidnapped by the KKK...just the high school choir. I was willin...
Posted by White Loaf on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:28:00 PST

The Single Greatest Song Ever Written!

Alright...my friend Luke (no, not you Luke! Other Luke that works at a hotel...) and I have this weird habit of making fun of transvestikes and drag queens together. And, Luke showed me this song he...
Posted by White Loaf on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST

My Sister's A Cat Killer!

Ok, first before I describe my most amusing experience last night, I must say that I did NOT go ghost hunting. My mother lied to me somewhat...it was just a ghost tour...but, it was still awesome. I...
Posted by White Loaf on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:27:00 PST

Family Values Tour

I went to the Family Values Tour with Matt and Stanley!There were 10 bands, and the first 4 were complete shit hardcore metal bands. And, the first one Walls Of Jericho, was so angry that they couldn'...
Posted by White Loaf on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:41:00 PST