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Merlin

One Sarnie Short of a Picnic

About Me


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What do you wanna know ?That I am stupid, intelligent, dumb. Funny, boring or just a normal person.I am just plain old me, wanna know more then ask.
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Name: Simon
Birthday: 10/10/75
Birthplace: Hull
Current Location: Santa Clara,
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6ft 2'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Yorkshire Boy
The Shoes You Wore Today: Some White Nike Trainers
Your Weakness: Putting myself in stupid situation
Your Fears: Growing old alone,
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese & Tom with a sprinkle of Chicken along with raw onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be happier than last year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Soft cock Fuck off
Thoughts First Waking Up: The love of my life,
Your Best Physical Feature: My left Knee
Your Bedtime: When I am tired,
Your Most Missed Memory: My childhood
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc Donalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both bollocks, none of them
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes, but dont tell me mum
Do you Swear: Dont think so,
Do you Sing: Course, mostly in the car or when sat playing Spider Solitaire on an evening with a few beers.
Do you Shower Daily: Yup,
Have you Been in Love: Yes, just the once,
Do you want to go to College: Done it, Done wanna go back.
Do you want to get Married: Probably
Do you belive in yourself: I do,
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nup,
Do you think you are Attractive: Just think I am a normal person,
Are you a Health Freak: Errrr, Nooooo
Do you get along with your Parents: My mum yes,
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like to sit on a window sill with the window open watching and listening to the rain.
Do you play an Instrument: Wish I could play the piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Course not !!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What are Oreos, sounds like somthing thats shite,
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell no, if you eat that shit your twisted.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Hope so,
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Silently, with no fuss.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be happy, that is all.
What country would you most like to Visit: Austria
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Both
Height: Average
Weight: Not bothered
Best Clothing Style: Anything casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not sure, was a long time ago.
Number of CDs I own: Not sure
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I try not to regret anything, I just try to learn from mistakes or errors I have made.
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My Interests

Hmmm, hard one this. In a nut shell (In no particular order), Work, Beer, Food, Formula1, My Apartment, Sleep, The opposite sex (who doesnt).

I'd like to meet:

A normal girl,Somebody who is kind, caring. Somebody who doesnt have there own head stuck up there arse.But most of all, wants to be with me because she likes me.Think I have met her. :) Will just have to see.

Music:

Oasis, U2, Coldplay, Bob Marley, Simon Art Garfunkel, Tracy Chapman, Dido, The Beatles, Radio Head, The Cranberries, Alanis Morisette, Eminem. Pretty much like anything that sounds good. Favourite song at the moment has to be by a fella called Israel Kamakawiwo'ole. Class.....

My Blog

Tax returns

I am just a lazy fucker ? but don't these government people get enough of our taxes. Least they could do is work out these W2 tax return shite things. What are they about anyways, cant they jus...
Posted by Merlin_3000uk on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:39:00 PST

Cant say no more !!!

Theres something that i cant quite explaini'm so in love with youyou'll never take that awayand if i said a hundred times beforeexpect a thousand moreyou never take that awaywell expect me to becallin...
Posted by Merlin_3000uk on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:23:00 PST

So have got me car,

Have done me written test,  31 out of 36.  Not bad I thought as I did no revision.  Have me driving test on the 20th of this month. This is gonna be a laugh. Cheers Me.....
Posted by Merlin_3000uk on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:22:00 PST