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Jessica

You're my LSD, someone's perfect daughter.

About Me

I'm so much cooler than you'll ever know, and way smarter than you'll ever give me credit for. But you'll never take the time to figure it out...

I got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com

My Interests

Music.
Fashion.
Money.
Film.
Photography.
Politics.


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I'd like to meet:

I need to make new friends.

Which South Park kid are you most like?

Butters
You are extremely naive. You'll believe whatever anyone tells you. This is because your parents have sheltered you.

You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?


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Music:



Pop-punk
Metal
Emo
Old School
Anything that doesnt sound
like anything else.

Movies:

All Apatow films.
The good John Hughes films.
Tim Burton is cool sometimes too.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Shaun of the Dead.
Mean Girls.
Ferris Beuler's Day Off.
Stranger Than Fiction.
Superbad.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Office
Letterman
Conan
Project Runway
South Park
The Daily Show with John Stewart
The Colbert Report
Rob & Big
CNN

Who's Your 80s Movie Icon Alter-Ego? Find out @ She's Crafty

Books:

The Bitch Posse
(Martha O'Connor)
The Truth About Diamonds
(Nicole Richie)
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
(Tucker Max)
Everybody Hurts: An Essential Guide to Emo Culture
(Leslie Simon and Trevor Kelley)
21 Years Gone
(Jack Osbourne)
Choke, Invisible Monsters
(Chuck palahniuk)
That Extra Half an Inch
(Victoria Beckham)
Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs:
A Low Culture Manifesto
(Chuck Klosterman)
I am America,
and So Can You!
(Steven Colbert)

Heroes:

Simon Pegg
Nick Frost
Christina Scabbia
Jack Nicholson
Rob Dyrdek
Christopher "Big Black" Boykin
Christian Siriano
Jeffrey Sebilia
Santino Rice
Jay McCaroll

My Blog

Drunk Drivers...

Effin stop it. Seriously. You’re lucky to be alive, and you dont even appreciate the life you have enough to take responsiblity for your own actions and stupidity.   Grow up. ...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:18:00 PST

Siriano brings the fierceness!

I just watched my favorite designer on PR win it all. With the fierceness!   It totally made my day good.
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:07:00 PST

Strike That...

I know exactly why. I just got rocked for a minute. I'm over it. Really.
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:29:00 PST

I dont even know....

... Why I bother sometimes.  
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:28:00 PST

Moody, due to lack of sunshine.

So I decided, the other day, that if I dont get into the bachelor's program at school, I'm probably going to move back to California this fall. I really dislike Washington, especially Seattle, and I'v...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:41:00 PST

I love Christmas.

This is a happy blog, for once. I love Christmas. I really do. It kind of reminds me that my family and friends are the most important resource I have available to me. It puts the idea back into my h...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:41:00 PST

Oils Amd Wather (sic.)

You and...I are... like oil and waterWe've been trying, trying, tryingOhhhhhhh... to mix it up.We've been.... Dancing... on a volcano.And we've been crying, crying, cryingOhhhhhhh... over blackened so...
Posted by Jessica on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:23:00 PST

Constantly in motion, forever standing still.

Lately, I feel like I'm constantly in motion, but forever standing still. Like I work my ass off all the time, only to get nowhere. fast. I feel like a fake. Like I've convinced myself that I can...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:55:00 PST

Its cheesy, but it fits... Home.

I'm staring out into the night,Trying to hide the pain.I'm going to the place where loveAnd feeling good don't ever cost a thing.And the pain you feel's a different kind of pain.I'm going home,Back to...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:24:00 PST

"You'll be so pretty....

...When you drop another 20 pounds."     ... :-(
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:07:00 PST