About Me
me smell funny, me spit, me snore, me drool, me weird, me hyper, me boring, me mumble, me drink too much, me smoke too much, me sweat a lot .. A WHOLE FRIGGIN’ LOT, me shy, me loud, me messy, me turn everyting sexual, me talk too much, me quiet, me analyze everyting but me keep me
thoughts to meself, me fart, me burp, me tink johnny depp is one of the sickest actors ever, me enjoy cleaning me belly button, me am proud to say me have a pinky toe nail, me in the process of dealing with ALL me issues, me making peace with everyone/ting me have beef with, ME LOVE ME
SISTER WITH ALL ME HEART (even though we don't get to spend that much time together and she made me nose bleed when we were little by sitting on me stomach with me arms trapped by me side and she pounded away at me face. that's why me look the way me do now), me used to be scared of dogs and now me love them, me love "family" (not just mine, me love any "family" if you know what a "family" is supposed to be like), me love maps cuz me have no sense of direction, me LOVE women, me LOVE me george foreman grill, me into crossing off tings on me "Tings to do in life" list, me tink clicks suck, me like snickers and snickers crunch bars, me KNOW me going to be ok, me love getting flowers, me best friend cory put me onto dr. pepper, mustard, sour kraut, and tinking beyond me limits, me not afraid to die but me love living cuz you learn so much, me can never stop smiling when me get a package, head is wonderful, me tink pot should be legalized, me black chicago bulls parka is in the ’90-’91 alvarado middle panoramic picture, me have this
birthmark six to seven inches below me left nipple and it's not a nubbin, it’s just a spot, me was born in virginia, me crush for paula abdul has been reborn, me used to live across the street from the cow palace but just for a few
years and me was real little, me mom's dad laughs at everyting even when it's not funny, but that's ok, me mom and dad have the same birthday but me dad is one year older than me mom, me cut me right index finger with a real knife and had to get stitches because me was pretending to be mad
mortigan from the movie willow, me have best friends, me take naps with the song "i get out" by lauryn hill on repeat, me scared of horror movies, me would be the most faithful boyfriend in the world but that’s just because of karma so it’s for selfish reasons, me always doing laundry, me tink christmas is about family and friends .. not gifts, me used to know every single line from the movie big trouble in little china cuz me would watch it every single day after school and do me homework to it .. and it was on beta, me love a lot of people in me life but .. it's i first, me love romance, me love being appreciated, me regret absolutely noting in me life, me have dark knuckles, me have no religion, me need a manicure real bad, me not
ALWAYS trying to get the booty, me scared of heights, ants, and speaking in front of crowds larger than tree people, me into hanging out all night and just talking about the dumbest tings, me like board games but me keep calling them
game boards for some reason, me like running by meself and tinking but people keep wanting to come with me, me like frames, me love candles, me like a little pudge on me women .. me tink it’s cute, me practice being selfish, me LOVE me god, me tink wristbands are cool and since me sweat
so much you'd tink me wipe me sweat with the wristband huh, me don't care if me clothes match, me have favorite drawls, me say “me†too much in me “about me†section, me don't own any white wife beaters, me have favorite colors but not one
specific color .. love is stronger than pride. me still love you and me wish you positivity in all aspects of you life .. but MAN! you pull fast one on i. never is a promise. (me bet you don’t know who that last part is for.)