Hi! Im the Turd Burglar! My main deal is...turds..yes turds..why turds you ask? Well why the fuck not?!?!? I mean they come in all shapes and sizes colors and smells..textures...yes...So its my main goal in life to collect as many turds as I can!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Chuck Norris...and his Turds Greg...and his turds Alex!..and her turds Nicole...and her turds Les Claypool...and his turds... Curtis...and his turds
