I am a Democratic Republican born in the small town of Miami Arizona. The ones that know me well say I am a people person. I don't think it's because I like people, I think it's because I believe what you believe. Whatever you want me to believe, I'll believe it. "Gay sex?" I believe in it. "God?" Yep. Whatever you need, I am the one for you. You want tax cuts? I am the one you need to vote for. Are you looking for a candidate that will raise taxes? Vote for me. Do you think it's time for a black president? Me too. Are you looking for a woman to move this country progressively into the future? Vote for me. Are you against the war in Iraq? I'll pull the troops out. Do you think we need to stay until our mission is complete? I'll nuke the place. If you vote for me, you will be less than disappointed.. . . . . . And that's saying alot. Vote for me today and I will make sure you hear everything you want to hear for the next four years. Rise up American and take your country back from the terrorists.
I will also begin a program concerning drug use in America. If you think drugs are hurting our children and think they need to be outlawed, I will do so. If you believe drugs should be legalized, I will do that as well. "How is this possible?" you may ask. I have a plan to give everyone everything they want. (To learn more, visit my blogs on the issues.) Vote for me and I promise you that I will give you whatever your heart desires. Remember, what you want is what you get if you Vote "Me"...
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